Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Aug 05, 2019 6:18 am

veris leta facies wrote:
Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:28 am

I hope the CIA part is at least true.

But yeah, I'm black too.
Hey, I'm black too. In fact, I'm OJ Simpson. And Mike Tyson. And Wesley Snipes
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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by Guest » Mon Aug 05, 2019 6:30 am

Moe Bitches wrote:
Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:51 pm
Aren't we all black in the inside?
I don't smoke so no.

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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by CIANigger » Mon Aug 05, 2019 2:55 pm

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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by Moe Bitches » Mon Aug 05, 2019 3:15 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Mon Aug 05, 2019 6:18 am
veris leta facies wrote:
Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:28 am

I hope the CIA part is at least true.

But yeah, I'm black too.
Hey, I'm black too. In fact, I'm OJ Simpson. And Mike Tyson. And Wesley Snipes
just add Ike Turner, Issac Haynes, Richard Roundtree and SLJ and you'll be the blackest motha fucka in the world! Though you still can't beat the whole continent of Africa.
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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Aug 05, 2019 4:34 pm

Pepsi Man wrote:
Sun Aug 04, 2019 11:52 pm
Fast forward to a little while later and she's with the loser again and he's at my mom's house the same moment my wife and I are visiting and I look the dude dead in the eyes for five straight minutes and tell him, in no uncertain terms, that if he's going to be with my sister then he needs to take care of her properly. I remember, specifically, saying, "next time she needs you to be there you show up. Understand me?" The rest of it is mostly a blur because the dude lowered his head and didn't respond.
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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by ban » Mon Aug 05, 2019 6:07 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:51 pm
Aren't we all black in the inside?
We can never escape black. Close your eyes, black.
Go away Toriyama, the NigGoku arc was shit and you know it. :lol:
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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by Moe Bitches » Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:19 pm

ban wrote:
Mon Aug 05, 2019 6:07 pm
Moe Bitches wrote:
Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:51 pm
Aren't we all black in the inside?
We can never escape black. Close your eyes, black.
Go away Toriyama, the NigGoku arc was shit and you know it. :lol:
hey now, it least we got the "hold your fire, this man's not black" line.
All the more worth it!
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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by ban » Mon Aug 05, 2019 9:40 pm

You got me there. :lol:
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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by Tony Schiavone » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:59 pm

Was in a bar Friday, there early talking with the guys. This older chick shows up and clearly has had a few on something, because she keeps talking and talking even when we're not listening and trying to get us interested in her.

Finally she leaves, and we talk the opportunity to discuss man stuff-politics. She comes back of course and demands to know what we were talking about. Then she asks what everyone's political beliefs are.

The other guys kind of hold their tongue, but because I don't give a shit I blurt "Well I'm an Eisenhower Republican..."
She cuts me off: "Do you like Trump."

"Well I like one thing for sure--" I start. Then she immediately declares she cannot talk to me anymore because she's a woman, looks completely the other way, and gives the silent treatment.


Guy discussion now proceeds as normal without distraction.
Soon this massive tattooed guy shows up, and I guess he's with her because she's all over him and eventually leaves with him.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by mad bum » Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:08 pm

You missed your chance at a 3some Tony.
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