Dead Horse Interchange

ChangeTheChunnel wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:47 pm

Too much baking powder is one way. Some recipes call for vegetable oil, and too much of that can make waffles feel greasy, especially on the way down.

Well, it's Murrican, so I should've figured it'd be so greasy that it can make its plate transparent.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:11 pm

ChangeTheChunnel wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:47 pm

Too much baking powder is one way. Some recipes call for vegetable oil, and too much of that can make waffles feel greasy, especially on the way down.

Well, it's Murrican, so I should've figured it'd be so greasy that it can make its plate transparent.

Yeah, some dishes here are tricky to get just right. You have to find that balance between filling, comforting, and "I don't hate myself for eating this".

By the way, looked up the meat that's shaved for döner. That's impressively creepy how they mold it into a giant thigh-shaped hunk.

ChangeTheChunnel wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:56 pm

By the way, looked up the meat that's shaved for döner. That's impressively creepy how they mold it into a giant thigh-shaped hunk.

Depends on what it's made from because cow, lamb and poultry are all available. It's spiced real nicely and pretty delicious.
There are LOTS of bad places, though. Good ones are easily to spot if you follow some basic rules:
- It's not some dank little place.
- The people working there can speak German.
- It's located in a high traffic area and is stuffed around the dinner times.
- The pricing doesn't make you wonder how meat could be that cheap.
When the place is full of people around noon and it asks for a reasonable price and not some questionable dumping price like 1€ you'll be in good hands. High traffic guarantees freshness.

ChangeTheChunnel wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:56 pm

By the way, looked up the meat that's shaved for döner. That's impressively creepy how they mold it into a giant thigh-shaped hunk.

If I'm not mistaken, that döner hunk is basically a giant pile of meat pancakes.

Man, that sounds like something Murricans would come up with.

Remove kebab

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Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:43 pm

Judging by the internet, Waffle House is fine if you can duck under the tables within two seconds of hearing somebody yell "Worldstar".

I shit you not black people ruin late night dining for the rest of us. I’ve had a few belligerent soldiers try to start shit after coming there to sober up from a night of binge drinking, but my god the blacks are so much worse. I watched a dumb ass nigger at a Krystal (southern White Castle) chimp out on an employee for 10 minutes straight because she asked another it she needed a calculator. Somehow that was demeaning and was part of her “white half” (bitch was somewhat light skinned mind you) showing.

Needless to say I really wanted to bash his head in but don’t need an assault charge to contend with. All of the employees turned on him though.

The only good thing to come out of the middle east is the food. Sadly, I have a hard time eating wraps due to a slipped disk in my jaw.

I prefer the Gyro to the doner and shawarma, anyway.

RAPEMAN wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:47 pm

I prefer the Gyro to the doner and shawarma, anyway.

Yeah it's great being able to eat pork.

Everyone is able to. Don't treat retarded decisions like an allergie. Always remember that vegans and cunts like them are just fucked in the head faggots that want to openly annoy everyone around them, not people that actually have to deal with a health issue.

Unless they're vegans suffering from nutrition-related feefees because they insist on eating like pet rabbits.

Also pork is amazing.