Alright Im done eating döner for good

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Re: Alright Im done eating döner for good

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:11 pm

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Too much baking powder is one way. Some recipes call for vegetable oil, and too much of that can make waffles feel greasy, especially on the way down.
Well, it's Murrican, so I should've figured it'd be so greasy that it can make its plate transparent.
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Re: Alright Im done eating döner for good

Post by ChangeTheChunnel » Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:56 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:11 pm
ChangeTheChunnel wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:47 pm
Too much baking powder is one way. Some recipes call for vegetable oil, and too much of that can make waffles feel greasy, especially on the way down.
Well, it's Murrican, so I should've figured it'd be so greasy that it can make its plate transparent.
Yeah, some dishes here are tricky to get just right. You have to find that balance between filling, comforting, and "I don't hate myself for eating this".

By the way, looked up the meat that's shaved for döner. That's impressively creepy how they mold it into a giant thigh-shaped hunk.
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Re: Alright Im done eating döner for good

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:15 am

ChangeTheChunnel wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:56 pm
By the way, looked up the meat that's shaved for döner. That's impressively creepy how they mold it into a giant thigh-shaped hunk.
Depends on what it's made from because cow, lamb and poultry are all available. It's spiced real nicely and pretty delicious.
There are LOTS of bad places, though. Good ones are easily to spot if you follow some basic rules:
- It's not some dank little place.
- The people working there can speak German.
- It's located in a high traffic area and is stuffed around the dinner times.
- The pricing doesn't make you wonder how meat could be that cheap.
When the place is full of people around noon and it asks for a reasonable price and not some questionable dumping price like 1€ you'll be in good hands. High traffic guarantees freshness.
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Re: Alright Im done eating döner for good

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:56 pm

ChangeTheChunnel wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:56 pm
By the way, looked up the meat that's shaved for döner. That's impressively creepy how they mold it into a giant thigh-shaped hunk.
If I'm not mistaken, that döner hunk is basically a giant pile of meat pancakes.

Man, that sounds like something Murricans would come up with.
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Re: Alright Im done eating döner for good

Post by veris leta facies » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:40 pm

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Re: Alright Im done eating döner for good

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:11 pm

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Judging by the internet, Waffle House is fine if you can duck under the tables within two seconds of hearing somebody yell "Worldstar".
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Re: Alright Im done eating döner for good

Post by RAPEMAN » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:47 pm

The only good thing to come out of the middle east is the food. Sadly, I have a hard time eating wraps due to a slipped disk in my jaw.

I prefer the Gyro to the doner and shawarma, anyway.
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Re: Alright Im done eating döner for good

Post by Poonoo » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:00 am

RAPEMAN wrote:
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I prefer the Gyro to the doner and shawarma, anyway.
Yeah it's great being able to eat pork.
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Re: Alright Im done eating döner for good

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:58 pm

Everyone is able to. Don't treat retarded decisions like an allergie. Always remember that vegans and cunts like them are just fucked in the head faggots that want to openly annoy everyone around them, not people that actually have to deal with a health issue.
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Re: Alright Im done eating döner for good

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:42 pm

Unless they're vegans suffering from nutrition-related feefees because they insist on eating like pet rabbits.

Also pork is amazing.
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