IN Rhapsody-A Musical Saga of Nobodies

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Re: IN Rhapsody-A Musical Saga of Nobodies

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Dec 24, 2018 7:42 am

I have one to post. I had an old dsp one buried in the thread but I'm doing this one now instead.



Well I'm the type of pig
who likes to beg around
I'm never in one place
I skitter from town to town

I con 'em and I fleece 'em
cause to me they're all the same
Deceive em and I leave 'em
they saw me when I came

They call me the Begging Roach
Yes, the begging roach
I scam around around around around

Oh, well there's Swagginz on my left arm
And there's Tut on my right
And Emerald is the one
that I'll be with tonight

And when he asks me
which one I love the best
I tear open my shirt
and show "Vidar" on my chest

'Cause I'm the Begging Roach
Yes, the Begging Roach
I creep around around around around around

Oh well, I stream from town to town
I spend my cash without a care
And I'm acting like a clown
A-with my two youtube channels that are going nowhere~! no....

Yeah, I'm the type of pig
who likes to beg around
I'm never not begging
I beg from town to town

And when I buy a maid,
and I need to pay some billz
Yeah I hop on that stream of mine
and I turn into a shill

Yeah I'm a pigroach
A filthy pigroach
I scam around around around around
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Re: IN Rhapsody-A Musical Saga of Nobodies

Post by steamyham » Mon Dec 24, 2018 5:35 pm

"Money for Nothing" you would have to just change about 6 words in it to change the subject from 80's rock stars to INs.
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Re: IN Rhapsody-A Musical Saga of Nobodies

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 29, 2018 4:09 pm

Nice one, frothy breathmint.
steamyham wrote:
Mon Dec 24, 2018 5:35 pm
"Money for Nothing" you would have to just change about 6 words in it to change the subject from 80's rock stars to INs.
That's why it immediately came to my mind. Just the title alone sums up most of them.
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Re: IN Rhapsody-A Musical Saga of Nobodies

Post by Old Black Man » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:32 am

My song inspired by NCunt, thank you Tal Bachman


Draws blood, breaks flesh and bone
Fucks black guys named Tyrone
She breaks her glasses like a clown
But somehow I can’t believe, that she hasn’t been committed
I know she’s fucking nuts, but she won’t admit it, yeah
Because she’s so psy-ei, psychotic, she’s neurotic
She’s psy-ei like an Appaloosian redneck so high and mighty
She’s so psy-ei, psychotic

Benzodiazepine
Substance addiction queen
She’s a fucking psycho fiend
She’s all doped up on everything
What could a drunk slob, ever really offer?
Her career is in the dump, she shouldn’t even bother, yeah
Because she’s so psy-ei, psychotic, she’s neurotic
She’s psy-ei like an Appaloosian redneck so high and mighty
She’s so psy-ei, psychotic

She ruins public tv
With her feminist malarky
Cause what she says sounds like bullshit
Cause somehow I can’t believe that she’s still going
She had to marry money, and put a curb on her hoeing, yeah
Because she’s so psy-ei, psychotic, she’s neurotic
She’s psy-ei like an Appaloosian redneck so high and mighty
She’s so psy-ei, psychotic

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Re: IN Rhapsody-A Musical Saga of Nobodies

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:31 am

I would've appreciated a less hard gay song but the lyrics and rhymes were on point as always, nigger. Absolutely top class!
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Re: IN Rhapsody-A Musical Saga of Nobodies

Post by Sieg Zeon » Tue Aug 18, 2020 9:32 pm



Spoon
Cuckson ft. Spoony
The Noah Antwiler LP


My ramens cold I wonder if I
Can get off the couch at all
Orange man bad is on my twitter
But I can’t stream at all
Even if I could it’d be really lame
With Tekken 7 on my wall
It reminds me that I’m just a hack
That I’m just a hack

Dear Spoon, I DMed you but guess you ain’t got it
I included my name, address, and $50 in your wallet
There was probably a problem with twitter or something
Sometimes I sperg out and misspell when I’m typin
But anyway, fuck it, what’s up, how’s your life been?
I shattered some arms to defend your honor
Some guys on DHI called you a scammer
Fuck that though, that’s Erod, he’s the guy who breaks shit with a hammer
He’s real bitter because Doge threw him off the site, bitches and claimed it ruined his life
But he didn’t get it like you, that bitch Lupa stabbed you in the back with a knife
Anyway I gotta go I got a date on Grindr
I’ll DM you later to send you a reminder
Later man
Sincerely Cuckson, your biggest fan

My fans are blind I wonder if I
Really care about them at all
They give me support but I
Say fuck right off to all
Even if I could I won’t stream
In front of my dirty wall
It reminds me that I’m just a hack
That I’m just a hack

Dear Spoon I haven’t heard back from you yet are you okay?
I defended your honor again on DHI and they called me fucking gay
They said you’re a whiney alcoholic bloated mass
And that I’m a faggot who gets fucked by trannies in the ass
But fuck them man, what the fuck do they know?
They don’t know about broken hearts
Like when Scarlett left you man that shit was fucked
At least you’re not like Brad man he got totally cucked
Good thing you’re with April man...oh wait I forgot she dumped you
It hurts to be abandoned me, don’t worry I’ll never leave you
If you wanted to chain me to the radiator I’d even let you do that too
I sent you some games on steam, hope it makes you feel better
Don’t worry about April, I’ll make sure to get her.
I’m your biggest fan Spoon, I’ll always be with you
P.S. We should be together too


My whiskey’s gone I wonder if I
Should finally end it all
But that’d take way too much effort
I’d just stand up and fall
Even if I could it’d be really lame
With Oreos poop piled in my hall
It reminds me that I’m just a hack
That I’m just a hack

Dear Mr. I Do Nothing But Berate My Fan!
This’ll be the final message I’ll ever send your ass
It’s been 10 years and you haven’t acknowledged me ever
You think you’re better than me? Fuck you, read this letter
I’m sending you a Youtube video, I hope you watch it
But considering you’re fucking loser you’ll probably botch it
Hey Spoon, I just drank a fifth of green tea
You dare me to fight?
You know how in Highlander when Sean Connery saves that Connor Macleod dude?
All I wanted was a mentor man, that could have been you
The only thing I ever asked was for you to answer one of my calls
Hell, I would have settled for a picture of your balls
I loved you Spoon, we could have been together every day
But you pissed it away like you pissed away that monthly 5k
I’ll eat away at your frail psyche, make you break down hard
Make you melt down harder than that tree branch in your yard
Shut up bitch! I’m trying to talk to boss
That’s April in my trunk man, maybe she’ll be a bigger loss
I chained her up with JesuOtaku, just like you wanted today
See I’m a man, not a giant pussy like you
I’m heading for the bridge now...wait upload failed, what am I supposed to do?

My house foreclosed I wonder if Miles
Will help me out at all
But he’s too busy killing Mexicans
So I’ll sleep in the mall
But even if he did it’d be lame
Because I’d just ruined it all
It reminds me that I’m just a hack
Just a hack

Dear Cuckson
...Trump is trending, I’ll message you later.
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Re: IN Rhapsody-A Musical Saga of Nobodies

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:26 am

Luke-warm effort, lad. It has to rhyme more. Dido's (what a retarded name btw) parts were spot on but the rest was, althought fitting in sentiment, not flowing.
If you can't easily sing/rap along it's a bust.
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Post by Guest » Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:52 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:26 am
what a retarded name btw
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Re: IN Rhapsody-A Musical Saga of Nobodies

Post by Sieg Zeon » Thu Sep 24, 2020 4:43 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:26 am
Luke-warm effort, lad. It has to rhyme more. Dido's (what a retarded name btw) parts were spot on but the rest was, althought fitting in sentiment, not flowing.
If you can't easily sing/rap along it's a bust.
It was a tough one to write, but I admit I’m more aware of Cuckson through osmosis. I had to struggle with some of those.
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