IN Rhapsody-A Musical Saga of Nobodies

[rabidtictac]

I have one to post. I had an old dsp one buried in the thread but I'm doing this one now instead.



Well I'm the type of pig
who likes to beg around
I'm never in one place
I skitter from town to town

I con 'em and I fleece 'em
cause to me they're all the same
Deceive em and I leave 'em
they saw me when I came

They call me the Begging Roach
Yes, the begging roach
I scam around around around around

Oh, well there's Swagginz on my left arm
And there's Tut on my right
And Emerald is the one
that I'll be with tonight

And when he asks me
which one I love the best
I tear open my shirt
and show "Vidar" on my chest

'Cause I'm the Begging Roach
Yes, the Begging Roach
I creep around around around around around

Oh well, I stream from town to town
I spend my cash without a care
And I'm acting like a clown
A-with my two youtube channels that are going nowhere~! no....

Yeah, I'm the type of pig
who likes to beg around
I'm never not begging
I beg from town to town

And when I buy a maid,
and I need to pay some billz
Yeah I hop on that stream of mine
and I turn into a shill

Yeah I'm a pigroach
A filthy pigroach
I scam around around around around

[steamyham]

"Money for Nothing" you would have to just change about 6 words in it to change the subject from 80's rock stars to INs.

[Kugelfisch]

Nice one, frothy breathmint.

"Money for Nothing" you would have to just change about 6 words in it to change the subject from 80's rock stars to INs.

That's why it immediately came to my mind. Just the title alone sums up most of them.

[Old Black Man]

My song inspired by NCunt, thank you Tal Bachman


Draws blood, breaks flesh and bone
Fucks black guys named Tyrone
She breaks her glasses like a clown
But somehow I can’t believe, that she hasn’t been committed
I know she’s fucking nuts, but she won’t admit it, yeah
Because she’s so psy-ei, psychotic, she’s neurotic
She’s psy-ei like an Appaloosian redneck so high and mighty
She’s so psy-ei, psychotic

Benzodiazepine
Substance addiction queen
She’s a fucking psycho fiend
She’s all doped up on everything
What could a drunk slob, ever really offer?
Her career is in the dump, she shouldn’t even bother, yeah
Because she’s so psy-ei, psychotic, she’s neurotic
She’s psy-ei like an Appaloosian redneck so high and mighty
She’s so psy-ei, psychotic

She ruins public tv
With her feminist malarky
Cause what she says sounds like bullshit
Cause somehow I can’t believe that she’s still going
She had to marry money, and put a curb on her hoeing, yeah
Because she’s so psy-ei, psychotic, she’s neurotic
She’s psy-ei like an Appaloosian redneck so high and mighty
She’s so psy-ei, psychotic

[Kugelfisch]

I would've appreciated a less hard gay song but the lyrics and rhymes were on point as always, nigger. Absolutely top class!