What's your ideal Apocalypse?

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Re: What's your ideal Apocalypse?

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:38 am

rabidtictac wrote:
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But you better not fucking tell me about your dead wife, Kugel.
Don't worry. Brain dead zombie waifus are my fetish.
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Re: What's your ideal Apocalypse?

Post by GestapoAssiman » Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:13 pm

AngrySpoonySnob wrote:
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Just read revelations and you know the script
Just did. It said huge amounts of Brazilian trannies fuck AngrySpoonySnob in the ass and give him super aids that spread accross the fucking universe like John Lennon tracks on a satellite :( :( :( :( :( :roll: :roll: 8-)
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Re: What's your ideal Apocalypse?

Post by Auli » Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:28 pm

Angels decending because we've been a bad, BAD species.

The hook is that to defeat us, they have to death us by snu-snu.
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Re: What's your ideal Apocalypse?

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:37 pm

(Also the angels are futas.)
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Re: What's your ideal Apocalypse?

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:44 pm

Suddenly, the angels with "trumpets" make a lot more sense.
topkek @ believing some edgy manifesto written down by the Elliot Rodgers of his time.
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Re: What's your ideal Apocalypse?

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:24 pm

And Lucifer saw that God gave the humans the choice between a cunt and a dick, and then he was very pissed off about their unique beauty, akin to a snowflake.
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Re: What's your ideal Apocalypse?

Post by ymmy » Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:32 am

Zombie apocalypse would be amazing
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Re: What's your ideal Apocalypse?

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:08 pm

I want the world to freeze over. All the surviving shitskins would ragequit and the white woman would be forced to cover up in public again.

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Re: What's your ideal Apocalypse?

Post by Auli » Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:12 pm

I'd like the Trump Derangement Syndrom to escalate massively into some kind of Walking Dead state.
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Re: What's your ideal Apocalypse?

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 17, 2018 4:51 pm

I've always thought that had been missing from zombie hordes: Them muttering "Trump" nonstop.
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