Finished My Military Service

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Finished My Military Service

Post by Rushy » Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:22 am

Feeling all warm and mushy right now.
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Re: Finished My Military Service

Post by Guest » Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:31 am

After​ you served the military did they finish on you?

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Re: Finished My Military Service

Post by Rushy » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:40 pm

Finish what?
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Re: Finished My Military Service

Post by mad bum » Fri Jun 01, 2018 6:19 pm

Why even go in if you want out
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Re: Finished My Military Service

Post by RAPEMAN » Fri Jun 01, 2018 6:44 pm

mad bum wrote:
Fri Jun 01, 2018 6:19 pm
Why even go in if you want out
I don't get that, either. My father was in for twenty five years and his pension and health care/compensation was phenomenal. The man retired at thirty eight.

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Re: Finished My Military Service

Post by Rushy » Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:21 am

It was a mandatory 11-month training for all male adults in the country. Now I'm in reserve service aka if they ever need me, they call me back.
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Re: Finished My Military Service

Post by mad bum » Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:45 am

What third world country do you live in
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Re: Finished My Military Service

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jun 02, 2018 9:28 am

Mandatory service isn't all that rare. Especially not for small countries. Hell, Germany had mandatory service up until a few years ago.
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Re: Finished My Military Service

Post by Auli » Sat Jun 02, 2018 9:46 am

We have that in Norway. I don't even know why we have a military, because I think Russia can take us within 48 hours. There wa acrually news, BIG news here some years where we had bought 12 or so new F-somethings. Like they would fucking matter lol

Also, I was the only one in my class that wanted to go in the military. I went to the... uh, check-up, just because. I failed the first test; hearing. The right ear went well. Then I just sat there for a couple of minutes until they asked "Don¨'t you hear the beeps?" I said "Nope. I'm deaf on my left ear" LOL Did the IQ-test, though. Dunno the answer.
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Re: Finished My Military Service

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Jun 02, 2018 10:08 am

We used to have mandatory service in Britain. I think we got rid of it in 1963. One of my grandfathers did national service, and he showed me his papers.
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