I'm up to speed on ChrisChan now....

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Chris is in severe need of money or else he and his mom are homeless.

Isn't this what the two are crying about every month? They're basically like Spoony in that regard, except it's probably more true for them.

[Keith Chegwin]

At least Barb lost all her weight, I guess she's starving.

She had colitis and shit all the weight off.

Chris is in severe need of money or else he and his mom are homeless.

Isn't this what the two are crying about every month? They're basically like Spoony in that regard, except it's probably more true for them.

The Chandlers have several judgments in court against them for not paying credit card debts and other stuff. They spent all of their inheritance from Bob on legal fees relating to them hitting a guy with their car. If Chris says they're likely to be homeless, I tend to believe him.

Doesn't mean I sympathise though

[rabidtictac]

I wonder what all his trolls will do if my dream end comes true and Chris ends up in debtor's prison or on the street. It's not like you can really go troll him from a cell or from a street corner. I mean, you could try, but it'd look pretty fucking pathetic and that's a lot of effort.

Chris could probably save himself easily if he went the DSP route and streamed games on twitch for bits, subs and tips. Just do that every day and autistic trolls will give him thousands.

[Kugelfisch]

You know he'd get himself banned on Twitch super quickly.

[Keith Chegwin]

debtor's prison

It's not the 1800s any more, tictac

As for what the trolls would do if he ended up in jail, they'd probably kill themselves. Chris would probably die in jail anyway.

[RAPEMAN]

Chris is in severe need of money or else he and his mom are homeless.

Isn't this what the two are crying about every month? They're basically like Spoony in that regard, except it's probably more true for them.

Dude... This time it's super serial.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So his fans and detractors have finally run out of cash to keep the Christory going, huh?

You know he'd get himself banned on Twitch super quickly.

They can't ban a tranny. It's against the law.

[RAPEMAN]

Chris and his mother are over a hundred and fifty thousand in debt, a lot owed on credit cards and loan sharks. No amount of shit he can sell will even pay off the interest at this point. Chris is a dead man walking.

[Pepsi Man]

Ever since his dad died Chris has done nothing really redeemable. It's like he just snapped and started thinking nothing mattered any more. It's like his dad was his anchor in reality even if he wasn't that great of a parent.

[Guest]

...that 13 y/o bastard that forced him to shove a medallion up his ass so he could get back his PSN account (and Julie!) and some of those trolls literally visiting his home and/or calling his house phone so that they could get his parents to walk in on him when he was doing things that...

MY FUCKING SIDES