I'm up to speed on ChrisChan now....

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Re: I'm up to speed on ChrisChan now....

Post by RAPEMAN » Tue May 15, 2018 5:25 pm

Shut up, dummy.
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Re: I'm up to speed on ChrisChan now....

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue May 15, 2018 6:19 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
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I prefer cows like Wings and DSP whose problems arise as a result of their own arrogance, toxicity and stupidity.
Chris really isn't much different. The problem a lot of people have with him is that they want to excuse his current predicament because of his, honestly rather mild, disability.
Yeah, this was my point. People excuse almost all his shitty and retarded behaviour with his autism. In truth, if you could magic that away he'd still be a dumb as a brick faggot.
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Re: I'm up to speed on ChrisChan now....

Post by RAPEMAN » Tue May 15, 2018 6:27 pm

It doesn't help that he's a literal redneck with a god complex. The last trespassing charge that was filed against him he claimed the mall manager banned him just before he entered the premise so he could call the cops on him. We all know Chris was banished beforehand and felt to enter entitled to private property. It's the same old story every time he's banned from locations and slapped with a trespassing charge.
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Re: I'm up to speed on ChrisChan now....

Post by Pepsi Man » Tue May 15, 2018 6:38 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 6:19 pm
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 6:58 am
rabidtictac wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 4:07 am
I prefer cows like Wings and DSP whose problems arise as a result of their own arrogance, toxicity and stupidity.
Chris really isn't much different. The problem a lot of people have with him is that they want to excuse his current predicament because of his, honestly rather mild, disability.
Yeah, this was my point. People excuse almost all his shitty and retarded behaviour with his autism. In truth, if you could magic that away he'd still be a dumb as a brick faggot.
I don't think this is quite the case. The amount of documentation we have on Chris actually gives quite the clear picture that his autism is the least of the reasons he ended up like he is.

I blame almost everything on his parents having him so late in their lives and then not raising him even remotely properly.
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Re: I'm up to speed on ChrisChan now....

Post by Pope Corky III » Tue May 15, 2018 7:42 pm

RAPEMAN wrote:
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Shut up, dummy.
You shut up. It's not my fault a guest is so butthurt about muh troll lifestyle he can't spell properly.

By the way, I'm not troll shielding Chris Chan or absolving him of blame. But to give that courtesy to the people who fucked with him is dishonest and you know it.
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Post by MegaNigger » Tue May 15, 2018 9:46 pm

Indeed, all respect to Rapeman of course.

I'm not a kiwi faggot. I was just truly taken aback at the shit they pulled on Chris.

Chris is a fucking rapist if not for his gross ineptness....among other things.
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Re: I'm up to speed on ChrisChan now....

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue May 15, 2018 10:15 pm

Pepsi Man wrote:
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I blame almost everything on his parents having him so late in their lives and then not raising him even remotely properly.
Well, like I've said, his parents had three other children between them when they were younger and although two of them (Bob's two) turned out normal enough, they all hate them

Bob's son didn't even tell him he had a granddaughter. He found out when the girl was eight, when he and Chris visited him to get their eyes checked
Bob's daughter didn't even go to his funeral. The family don't even know what's going on with her
Barb's son refuses to speak to her and cut off all contact with them. In fact, Chris and Barb are now near constantly pleading for Cole to come back, probably because they both realise that Barb needs somebody halfway competent to take care of her

So you see, his parents being younger wouldn't have helped him much. He probably wouldn't have developed autism if they had been younger, but they were such shitty parents in their youth that, let's be honest, where were these good parenting skills going to come from?
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Re: I'm up to speed on ChrisChan now....

Post by RAPEMAN » Sat May 26, 2018 5:33 am

Well, let's keep this train going.


Chris is in severe need of money or else he and his mom are homeless.
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Post by rabidtictac » Sat May 26, 2018 6:09 am

Good.

He seems very unhinged, even by his own standards.
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Re: I'm up to speed on ChrisChan now....

Post by RAPEMAN » Sat May 26, 2018 6:47 am

At least Barb lost all her weight, I guess she's starving. Bob was a skeleton, too, before his demise.
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