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Re: Done with this shit

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 11, 2018 4:50 pm

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Water with lemon in it ain't bad.
I sometimes mix some freshly-pressed lemon juice with cold, carbonated water.
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Re: Done with this shit

Post by Pepsi Man » Fri May 11, 2018 5:02 pm

My mother used to travel a lot and I remember her giving me a warning for if I ever go to Germany and order a water at a restaurant.

"I ordered a water, took a sip, and almost threw up. The hostess came over and asked if what I wanted was tap."

Apparently my mother can't handle carbonated water.
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Re: Done with this shit

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Fri May 11, 2018 5:17 pm

I cant stand carbonated water either
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Re: Done with this shit

Post by ban » Fri May 11, 2018 9:18 pm

Found myself drinking coke / pepsi(whatever, taste isn't that different anyway) after some nasty bouts with food poisoning to replace my kalium but usually, I would drink some on cheat days. I vastly prefer some orange juice though, the fresher the better. Either that or water but I find myself wanting more flavour when I drink these days so I opt for juice.

Carbonated water a shit.
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Re: Done with this shit

Post by mad bum » Sat May 12, 2018 3:30 am

Pepsi Man wrote:
Fri May 11, 2018 5:02 pm
My mother used to travel a lot and I remember her giving me a warning for if I ever go to Germany and order a water at a restaurant.

"I ordered a water, took a sip, and almost threw up. The hostess came over and asked if what I wanted was tap."

Apparently my mother can't handle carbonated water.
I went to mexico a few years ago with my family, and the whole "don't drink the water thing" is 100% true. I had ice in my rum and coke(s) and on the last day I had diarrhea so bad I couldn't sleep.
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Re: Done with this shit

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat May 12, 2018 12:38 pm

Carbonated water is kingshit. It must be so heavily carbonated that it outright burns.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat May 12, 2018 12:54 pm

Cold, carbonated water after a long day, with a bit of juice perhaps, is like Ambrosia.
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Re: Done with this shit

Post by veris leta facies » Sat May 12, 2018 2:03 pm

Cold carbonated water, especially with a lemon aroma, is the drink of the gods, the true water of life. I drink it like a horse, 3-4l daily. Perrier is good too, it's just quite rare (and expensive) here. Wherever I go I always carry a bottle of water, it's part of my EDC. While some must wake up in the night to take a leak, I wake to drink some more aqua de vita. It's not always easy to be the thirstiest man in the world.

Besides water, I drink coffee without sugar and green tea, real Chinese green tea. It took some time to get accustomed to that, but once you do, you'll always crave more of it. Every day the rest of your life. And speaking about Chinese, they drink their water hot, something I can't fathom. With growing Chinese tourism the demand for hot water dispensers is growing too. They believe it's bad for you to drink water cold, your body is warm and drinking cold water will mess up your chi. Yeah science, bitch!

I never understood the appeal of diet sodas, they all taste disgusting. But maybe I just don't get it, Trump drinks 12 cans of diet Coke a day and look how cool he is. :lol:
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Re: Done with this shit

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat May 12, 2018 3:38 pm

Anything "diet" is haram to me. If you really, really want something sweet, just get the real deal. Sugar replacement doesn't do shit for that craving. Get the real shit and feel ashamed about it afterwards, like you're supposed to. It's better for you physically and mentally. Diet soda is a crutch for the weak.
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Re: Done with this shit

Post by ban » Sat May 12, 2018 3:49 pm

The replacements are quite often far worse than the actual thing anyways. There was a scandal over here about how the sugar replacements for coca cola and pepsi would often bloat the drinkers far more than normal coke and got them twice the calories. It was a massive shitshow and it was amazing. :lol:
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