Dead Horse Interchange

Bobito wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:13 am

Just niggers enjoy summer

Or dumb Chads and women wanting a "summer tan"/skin cancer.

the weather was rainy/cloudy the past week but i didnt do anything to capitalize on it. woke up this morning and the clouds are gone and the fucking sun is out taunting me with threats of skin cancer and the inevitable destruction of my planet, my cells, and all existence. im real fucking mad.

My friends and I used to have a joke where the halo announcer would shout "GET SOME SUNNNN" in that deep voice that he does during a really big kill steak, like 30 kills.

Speaking of the sun, that jokster has killed the shit out of around 90% of the grass in my area.

The sun is known for killing plants.

Fucking Autumn didn't even exist this year. Just over a week ago it was 80F and the leaves were still green. Now there's fucking snow on the ground.

I can see that happen over here. Mind you, it does get quite fresh when the sun's gone, but while it's up we effectively still have summer.

Yeah, pretty warm here and it's supposed to go up to 27°C (80°F) this week. I'll BBQ if it comes to that. I've got to get the best out of a shitty situation.

Winter won't fucking end over here either and it's fucking October. I swear something is wrong with the Earth's rotation since you northern hemisphere fucks have been frying lately.

We had over a month of no rain in the summer. That's completely unheard of. We usually have climate similar to Scotland and have the highest rain volume of Europe. There wasn't even a fuckhueg thunderstorm at the time of Wacken, as you know. That's something very unnatural.
I blame Al Gore for pumping fucktons of CO2 into the atmosphere while jetting around the world to tell people how he's going to fuck up climate on a global level.