Happy birthday DHI
- veris leta facies
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Ok, you got me talked into it, almost. If you guys can yet arrange Linkara's jungle lady to sit on my face, we have a deal. Just let me get my snorkel first..
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- VoiceOfReasonPast
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You have to sell either your soul, or the one of your fistborn son for that.
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Re: Happy birthday DHI
Well I'll probably never touch a real woman let alone have a child, so my soul it is!VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Wed Mar 28, 2018 4:33 pmYou have to sell either your soul, or the one of your fistborn son for that.
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- Kugelfisch
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You'd have to pay for her transport. I doubt your credit is high roller enough for that.veris leta facies wrote: ↑Wed Mar 28, 2018 4:28 pmIf you guys can yet arrange Linkara's jungle lady to sit on my face, we have a deal.
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- veris leta facies
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No worries, handling logistics is my profession, I'll find an economic route my wallet can handle. Air freight is too costly so we'll put her in bulk freighter with EXW incoterm and I arrange Terex TR100 to pick her up from a local port.
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Be advised that it must conform to the requirements for transporting an endangered species. It's a Sweatback Gorilla.
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>selling your soul
>when you can sell the child you'll never have and therefore never have to pay up
I've got some floater swamp land you can buy
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We're no cheap whores. Money/souls first.
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Premium also gets you the supreme shitposter title early, you want to be cool don't you?
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