Happy birthday DHI

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Re: Happy birthday DHI

Post by veris leta facies » Wed Mar 28, 2018 4:28 pm

Ok, you got me talked into it, almost. If you guys can yet arrange Linkara's jungle lady to sit on my face, we have a deal. Just let me get my snorkel first..
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Re: Happy birthday DHI

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Mar 28, 2018 4:33 pm

GodsGift wrote:
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I'm just interested in getting access to the Lupa nudes and fanfic, is that included in the gold membership or is that extra?
You have to sell either your soul, or the one of your fistborn son for that.

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Re: Happy birthday DHI

Post by GodsGift » Wed Mar 28, 2018 4:50 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Mar 28, 2018 4:33 pm
GodsGift wrote:
Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:16 am
I'm just interested in getting access to the Lupa nudes and fanfic, is that included in the gold membership or is that extra?
You have to sell either your soul, or the one of your fistborn son for that.

(Don't ask me why Patreon offers this payment method. It just does.)
Well I'll probably never touch a real woman let alone have a child, so my soul it is!

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Re: Happy birthday DHI

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Mar 28, 2018 5:43 pm

veris leta facies wrote:
Wed Mar 28, 2018 4:28 pm
If you guys can yet arrange Linkara's jungle lady to sit on my face, we have a deal.
You'd have to pay for her transport. I doubt your credit is high roller enough for that.
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Re: Happy birthday DHI

Post by veris leta facies » Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:04 pm

No worries, handling logistics is my profession, I'll find an economic route my wallet can handle. Air freight is too costly so we'll put her in bulk freighter with EXW incoterm and I arrange Terex TR100 to pick her up from a local port.
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Re: Happy birthday DHI

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:24 pm

Be advised that it must conform to the requirements for transporting an endangered species. It's a Sweatback Gorilla.
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Re: Happy birthday DHI

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:34 pm

GodsGift wrote:
Wed Mar 28, 2018 4:50 pm
Well I'll probably never touch a real woman let alone have a child, so my soul it is!

>selling your soul
>when you can sell the child you'll never have and therefore never have to pay up

I've got some floater swamp land you can buy
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Re: Happy birthday DHI

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:43 pm

We're no cheap whores. Money/souls first.
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Re: Happy birthday DHI

Post by mad bum » Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:27 am

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Re: Happy birthday DHI

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Mar 29, 2018 5:57 am

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