Beers and Meads

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Kugelfisch
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Re: Beers and Meads

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:04 am

>poland
Yeah, they can make good beer if they want to.
And no, Boss Nigger, not nigger beer. Niggers drink malt liquor but don't stick to the blueprint.


My second favourite person after Chad Warden. 10 years of malt liquor entertainment and still going strong! I fucking love that guy!

Edit:
To elaborate on the Blueprint:
  • must be a chilled 40oz bottle of malt liquor
  • label out
  • snacks strongly recommended
  • say what you're drinking
  • say what you're snacking
  • tap the bottle
  • crack the bottle
  • toss the cap if inside
  • pocket the cap if outside
  • "Malt liquor, malt liquor, oooonly malt liquor!"
  • "Fuck you, dorf!"
  • "Absolutely refreshing, absolutely delicious!"
  • say "Malt liquor!" every time before drinking to let the audience know what you're drinking
  • give a thumb up during drinking so the audience knows you're enjoying it
  • finish it on camera
  • commentary about faggots you dislike or current events is welcome but optional
  • bonus points for calling craft beer a shit
  • be masked
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Re: Beers and Meads

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Jun 03, 2019 4:34 am

A chilled bottle of malt liquor is absolutely required. Malt liquor is undrinkable when warm.
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Re: Beers and Meads

Post by RAPEMAN » Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:32 am

I'm drinking one of those Bud Light Orange beers everyone is talking about. Tastes like a Bud Light mixed with an orange Fanta. If I wanted a mixed drink I'll ad hard liquor to pop, not beer. Yeesh.

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Re: Beers and Meads

Post by Guest » Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:45 am

I can think of better things to drink with Fanta.

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Re: Beers and Meads

Post by mad bum » Thu Jun 20, 2019 3:34 am

Bleach?
"Dude, 5 moves, I'm sitting on your arm until it's snapping. But to each their own."

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Re: Beers and Meads

Post by Guest » Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:07 am

mad bum wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 3:34 am
Bleach?
Well, your breath will smell like it.

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Re: Beers and Meads

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:39 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:45 am
I can think of better things to drink with Fanta.
Recycling is very important!
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Re: Beers and Meads

Post by Guest » Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:01 pm

Rachbier is the best kind of beer. People with weak tastebuds BTFO.

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Re: Beers and Meads

Post by RAPEMAN » Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:12 pm

Meads are near impossible to find in Cucknadian liquor stores. I know a girl who wants to try meads. OK, I'll by her a nice bottle of wine/beer - whatever is classy and under a hundred bucks - and I come to find after searching three locations, only one had canned mead braggot or an option of ordering in a case of Wikinger Mead for $145. She's not sucking my cock so she got a few cans of braggot. She'll have to have one of her commie friends from Europe send her a bottle because we Cucknadians don't seem to like it.

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Re: Beers and Meads

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:16 am

Pretty grand of you to call Europeans commies as a fucking leaf, bro.
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