Yeah, they can make good beer if they want to.
And no, Boss Nigger, not nigger beer. Niggers drink malt liquor but don't stick to the blueprint.
My second favourite person after Chad Warden. 10 years of malt liquor entertainment and still going strong! I fucking love that guy!
To elaborate on the Blueprint:
- must be a chilled 40oz bottle of malt liquor
- label out
- snacks strongly recommended
- say what you're drinking
- say what you're snacking
- tap the bottle
- crack the bottle
- toss the cap if inside
- pocket the cap if outside
- "Malt liquor, malt liquor, oooonly malt liquor!"
- "Fuck you, dorf!"
- "Absolutely refreshing, absolutely delicious!"
- say "Malt liquor!" every time before drinking to let the audience know what you're drinking
- give a thumb up during drinking so the audience knows you're enjoying it
- finish it on camera
- commentary about faggots you dislike or current events is welcome but optional
- bonus points for calling craft beer a shit
- be masked