It's my Birthday, Roast me

[rabidtictac]

The burger in me wants picture 2 more.

Same, it's the curse of muh juhnetics that I can't ignore.

I like thin crust pizza but I also like a lot of toppings as the burger that I am.

[Poonoo]

The burger in me wants picture 2 more.

Same, it's the curse of muh juhnetics that I can't ignore.

I like thin crust pizza but I also like a lot of toppings as the burger that I am.

It's that fucking Anglo DNA I swear. Bloody barbarians, the Greeks and Romans had to enlighten you before and it looks like we need to make you see the light again since to this day the Anglo's have dogshit cuisine.

Your beady eyes are a defect.

[veris leta facies]

We don't have KFCs here at all but that's just logical as here are no niggers either (or at least they shouldn't be here). FagDonalds and Burger Kings we have plenty and I must say the taste of Murican freedom isn't that great. Big Mac and Whopper are both pretty disgusting.

About those pizza pics, pizza no. 2 looks like a regular grease-bomb you can get for 5 euros from any of those cheapo Turkish kebab joints. I used to eat those after bar or for hangover food, but that was long time ago, I don't eat kebab anymore. Remove kebab. Pizza no. 1 looks like something for a typical pizza elitist who demands there's a proper balance of prosciutto, sun-dried tomatoes, snails and lamb's asshole meat in his Italiano fascista Mussolini tasting experience.

[Poonoo]

Pizza no. 1 looks like something for a typical pizza elitist who demands there's a proper balance of prosciutto, sun-dried tomatoes, snails and lamb's asshole meat in his Italiano fascista Mussolini tasting experience.

You're damn right I demand quality.

[Kugelfisch]

Well, I vastly prefer the taste of Fascism together with a nice Barolo.

[Guest]

What's wrong with greasy pizza? Are you telling me you don't degrease your pizza with paper towels like the ultrachad Ulililila?

[Keith Chegwin]

The burger in me wants picture 2 more.

Same, it's the curse of muh juhnetics that I can't ignore.

I like thin crust pizza but I also like a lot of toppings as the burger that I am.

Honestly, I must third that. I dunno what it is about it but that American pizza just looks so much more delicious

I'll also add that I've been to Italy and their wood fired shit isn't all that. You can't even get a pizza at lunchtime there because the ovens take so long to warm up

[Kugelfisch]

This lack of culture is disturbing.

[Poonoo]

This lack of culture is disturbing.

Again, Anglo's. You said fat people don't like food, they like eating. Well, that explains why anglosphere countries are so fat since food all tastes the same to them.

[Charlar]

I prefer my pizza in the middle. Not too thin to avoid the crust getting hard, not greasy and a reasonable amount of topping