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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:49 pm

mad bum wrote:
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Sounds like germany is getting a taste of freedom.
Our unofficial anthem ain't "Looking for Freedom" for nothing.

(Also I have yet to see a Pizza Hut, Dunkin' Donuts or KFC in the flesh.)
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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:28 pm

KFC and Pizza Hut are about the worst quality chicken and pizza franchises, respectively. People eat there when alternatives aren't available since they are more likely to be in a city than others.

I've never been to an actual DD, though I do buy their coffee at the grocery store.
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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by mad bum » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:55 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
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KFC and Pizza Hut are about the worst quality chicken and pizza franchises, respectively.
That's because they don't give a fuck about us americans and cater to the oversea's market, so you can get much cooler shit in japan for example.

Like, why don't we get cheeseburger pizza? That's our whole existances!

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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by GodsGift » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:28 pm

Cause that shit is fucking ass that's why

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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:01 pm

Come to think of it, I don't even need a Pizza Hut because there are a fuckload of actual pizza parlours around here.

(Also that burger pizza is missing some french fries.)
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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by Poonoo » Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:23 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:01 pm
(Also that burger pizza is missing some french fries.)
You mean freedom fries.

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In Australia when it comes to burgers we are getting more snobby. Fancy style burger joints are the latest fad over here, you pay a little bit more (restaurant prices) but they are significantly better than the shit an McDonalds. They are popping up everywhere at the moment, the only people still eating at your standard ones are families these days, millennials aren't touching that shit.
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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:19 am

Who ever went to Mickey D's for a good burger? That's what making one yourself is for. Going to a fastfood joint for a burger is for days when your self respect is at a record low and you're just too fucking tired for everything.
You haven't missed anything never having been at a Pizza Hut, Voice. There's one in the main train station in Kiel, or it least there was about thirteen years ago when I was last at the Kieler Wochen. It was the greasiest slice (yeah, slice, you could only buy slices at that small place) of pizza I ever had.
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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by Poonoo » Thu Jan 25, 2018 2:16 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
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You haven't missed anything never having been at a Pizza Hut, Voice. There's one in the main train station in Kiel, or it least there was about thirteen years ago when I was last at the Kieler Wochen. It was the greasiest slice (yeah, slice, you could only buy slices at that small place) of pizza I ever had.
Yeah, those yankee pizzas like them or Dominos are fucking trash. It's more oil than pizza and it's doughey as all hell. Pizza Hut was big in the 90s here because of the dine-in all you can eat ones, but once Dominos decided to win a race to the bottom for cheap as fuck pizza Pizza Hut became irrelevant and all those dine-in ones shut down.

I now feel a bit sick when I have a pizza from one of the now. Try to find one that makes them the legitimate Italian way, the base is thin but not crispy. It should look like this:

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Not this:

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Also Lupa’s grandmother? Please, we know that hag was alive and well back then. She’s like the dude from Highlander, only a cunt.
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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jan 25, 2018 2:19 am

I know your plight, mate. The Italian part of me is also disgusted. I rather stick to making stuff myself for a reason.
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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by mad bum » Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:16 am

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