It's my Birthday, Roast me

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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:17 am

You have issues, man.
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Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:25 am
Sure you can. Just tell us when you've cracked and ordered a Naruto headband so we know when to take you to the back of the shed.
I am immune to cracking, for I find those fucking headbands (and basically everything else about Naruto) way too retarded.

EDIT: Oh, and don't even get me started on those stupid boots with the open toes. I'm no fashion nazi by any stretch of the imagination, but I wouldn't even force my worst enemy to walk around in these.
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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by Rushy » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:33 pm

Guest wrote:
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Define "doll."
I have a doll as my profile pic lol.
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Oh there will be fucker for sure.

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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by MegaNigger » Sat Jan 27, 2018 11:43 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:17 am
You have issues, man.
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:25 am
Sure you can. Just tell us when you've cracked and ordered a Naruto headband so we know when to take you to the back of the shed.
I am immune to cracking, for I find those fucking headbands (and basically everything else about Naruto) way too retarded.

EDIT: Oh, and don't even get me started on those stupid boots with the open toes. I'm no fashion nazi by any stretch of the imagination, but I wouldn't even force my worst enemy to walk around in these.
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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by Guest » Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:15 am

He's just a human. Human's are just human.

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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jan 28, 2018 3:08 am

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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by mad bum » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:33 pm

So it's my birthday today, pls be nice.
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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by Poonoo » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:47 am

mad bum wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:33 pm
So it's my birthday today, pls be nice.
Get CancerAids.
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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:46 am

How ancient are you, fucker?
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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by veris leta facies » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:16 am

I doxxed mad bum for his birthday, it seems he's a singer in some band which makes songs about ducks or something. Not bad.

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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:10 pm

Fuck your reverse psychology, you attention whore.
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