THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

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Re: THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

Post by mad bum » Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:00 am

It was on some resort because I didn't feel like dying, food was awful and bland, I got really bad diarrhea and was stuck on the toilet for almost 3 days, I got either bed bugs or mosquito bites everywhere and I ended up sleeping most of the time.
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Re: THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:20 am

mad bum wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:00 am
It was on some resort because I didn't feel like dying, food was awful and bland, I got really bad diarrhea and was stuck on the toilet for almost 3 days, I got either bed bugs or mosquito bites everywhere and I ended up sleeping most of the time.
Yeah, sounds about right. Typical Montezuma's Revenge.
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Re: THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:24 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 12:54 am
Just an idea, my dudes. Instead of buying your fireworks in Mexico and making it bang for the 4th, why not bring fireworks to Mexico and make a bang they won't forget?
Speaking of... how many Burgers manage to blow up their hand with "fireworks" that are more like legit explosives? We have a couple of those every New Year's Eve.
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Re: THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sat Jul 06, 2019 6:56 pm

You can't buy any fireworks capable of that. The biggest firecrackers they sell are pussy enough to go off in your hand and do nothing.

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Re: THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:04 pm

Don't tell me some redneck has never thought about making makeshift "crackers" out of black powder.
And I guess having access to military-grade fireworks from Eastern Europe is a privilege :lol:
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Re: THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:27 pm

Ah yes, the good old times when there were still phone booths and a single Polish firecracker would completely obliterate them.
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