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[mad bum]

It was on some resort because I didn't feel like dying, food was awful and bland, I got really bad diarrhea and was stuck on the toilet for almost 3 days, I got either bed bugs or mosquito bites everywhere and I ended up sleeping most of the time.

[Kugelfisch]

It was on some resort because I didn't feel like dying, food was awful and bland, I got really bad diarrhea and was stuck on the toilet for almost 3 days, I got either bed bugs or mosquito bites everywhere and I ended up sleeping most of the time.

Yeah, sounds about right. Typical Montezuma's Revenge.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Just an idea, my dudes. Instead of buying your fireworks in Mexico and making it bang for the 4th, why not bring fireworks to Mexico and make a bang they won't forget?

Speaking of... how many Burgers manage to blow up their hand with "fireworks" that are more like legit explosives? We have a couple of those every New Year's Eve.

[da PAC Nigguh]

You can't buy any fireworks capable of that. The biggest firecrackers they sell are pussy enough to go off in your hand and do nothing.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Don't tell me some redneck has never thought about making makeshift "crackers" out of black powder.
And I guess having access to military-grade fireworks from Eastern Europe is a privilege

[Kugelfisch]

Ah yes, the good old times when there were still phone booths and a single Polish firecracker would completely obliterate them.

[mad bum]

Happy burger day, my burgers.

[rabidtictac]

I'm already seeing a ton of shitlibs try to turn this into another "let's all shit on america for not being woke enough and because of MUH SLAVERY 100 years ago" day.

[Guest]

Shitlibs goin' shitlib. Just enjoy your holiday

[mad bum]

I'm already seeing a ton of shitlibs try to turn this into another "let's all shit on america for not being woke enough and because of MUH SLAVERY 100 years ago" day.

Sometimes you just need to unplug.