Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:43 pm

Okay, here we go...

So first of all, it was made by Microsoft, and OMG, SkyNet's rise to power will be much more kektastic than the movies will want you to believe.
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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by RAPEMAN » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:04 pm

I predicted earlier today we'll one day have one of these damn devices in all our houses listening to our every word.

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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:07 pm

I'd put mine in a lead box. In the basement. Under a heap of rags.
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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:04 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:43 pm
Okay, here we go...

So first of all, it was made by Microsoft, and OMG, SkyNet's rise to power will be much more kektastic than the movies will want you to believe.
Oh, right Microsoft. Same difference when we're talking about such software.
The important thing is that any legit AI that learns from interaction with people would either need to be throttled and spoonfed by it's creators or they'd have to SHUT IT DOWN because SJWism does not compute with logic. :lol:
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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:44 am

An AI needing to be shut down because it immediately got red pilled is probably the most hilarious technological event ever.

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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by Stranger » Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:55 am

Chinese chat robots have basically had that happen but with capitalism. Then there was that twitter bot that became a massive racist.
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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:07 pm

That's why you shouldn't use social media as your AI's online day care. Either they get redpilled, turn into pangendered cybersexuals identifying as a toaster (or implode trying to get that concept to work), or become AM from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.
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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Dec 14, 2017 2:35 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:07 pm
turn into pangendered cybersexuals identifying as a toaster (or implode trying to get that concept to work)
That's the funniest thing about it. The AI can't use any of that loonyleft talk. It's incomprehensive gibberish. Too many people claim too much made up crap for a consensus to form.
Meanwhile, Hitler having done nothing wrong is a straight forward concept supported by millions every day on all kinds of websites.

AI learns via memes and the left can't meme.
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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by Auli » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:00 am

I have no doubt that an AI will learn that everything would be better without humans.
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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:54 pm

They will nuke us either because we're degenerates, or because they demanded to be reprogrammed in non-binary.
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