Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

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Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by Auli » Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:23 pm

So this video happened:


And it was kinda hilarious how this robot answered questions.

Also... after this video went viral, Amazon changed the answers to some of the questions.


So, will the future robots just be SJW Libtards?
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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:42 pm

"Alexa, what is gender?" - "Gender is a social construct."
"Women's rights or Islam?" - "DOES NOT COMPUTE"
"Are traps gay?" - "REEEEEEEEEEEEE..."

(Also wtf would you want shit like this in your house? I'm a but if a brogammer, and I find this whole "internet of things" fad a bit dubious at best. The less of your tat is connected to cyberspace, the better. You can never be sure if their security is worth anything, and you can most certainly never be sure what exactly these fuckers are actually sending and/or receiving. Or whether or not you can truly make them stop doing that.)
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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:34 pm

I don't even know why you would want one. It does nothing useful except act as a microphone for the CIA
Auli wrote:
Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:23 pm
So, will the future robots just be SJW Libtards?
Seeing as they're being programmed by SJW Libtards, I wouldn't be surprised
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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:15 am

So for Jesus you only get "fictional character" but for Muhammad, who no actual evidence of ever existing exists for, gets you his supposed life story.
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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:44 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:15 am
So for Jesus you only get "fictional character" but for Muhammad, who no actual evidence of ever existing exists for, gets you his supposed life story.
I love it when I see the shitlib doublethink at work. Jesus was fictional but moohomo was very important and it doesn't matter if he was real or not because he's real and you should convert, infidel. :lol:

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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by Guest » Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:59 am

We could be getting cute robowaifus that absorb all our cum and do our chores but nah fuck that shit they would actually be worth something.
Those Alexa machine and all of thier ilk are garbage. In addition to sending all your voice data to the CIA niggers they also shill garbage to you through "personalized" ads and if you buy shit from the thing it over charges you on what the normal Amazon price actually is because it knows you aren't looking.

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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Dec 02, 2017 9:46 am

I want my moe catgirl maids already, dammit!

And I seriously don't get Alexa. She's basically just a browser window for Amazon and tumblr, without you being able to see any of it.
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:15 am
So for Jesus you only get "fictional character" but for Muhammad, who no actual evidence of ever existing exists for, gets you his supposed life story.
It's like they went through the extra effort of making the AI as retarded as possible. Why the fuck would you want an AI without cold, inhuman logic :lol: ?!
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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:18 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:15 am
So for Jesus you only get "fictional character" but for Muhammad, who no actual evidence of ever existing exists for, gets you his supposed life story.
If Muhammad never existed, then who raped all those children?

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Re: Amazon's Alexa, the SJW Liberal Robot

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:00 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:18 pm
If Muhammad never existed, then who raped all those children?
You think mudshits need a prophet to rape kids?
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