God or other powerful entities

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Re: God or other powerful entities

Post by Auli » Thu Nov 23, 2017 1:37 pm

I've been to a healer on multiple occastions. Not a spiritual one, though.

And it helped a bit. Placebo or not, it helped. Everywhere I was touched, even if she just hovered her hands over my body, I felt the warmth coming from her hands. It was an odd feeling.

She once had to emergency-heal one of my classmat--- uh.. class-equilent-of-female-mate when she sprang her ankle and was in massive pain. She wasn't allowed to do it (dunno, probably some school rule or something) and the classgirlfriend said it help relieve some of the pain.

The healer might just have superwarm hands, though xD
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Re: God or other powerful entities

Post by MegaNigger » Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:48 pm

I believe in God and try to live as a born again Christian.

I'm a sinner, I own it, it's not the devils fault, but my own.

On a personal note, if I had the choice, the afterlife wouldn't be heaven or hell. Just a higher form of life. You watch the universe expand and contract, have the freedom to go anywhere and be anything.

What I really truly want out of dying is to be able to sit and talk with whatever is out there, and ask them "why?" Get to know them, maybe rage at them for creating ne, but it's catharsis, not blaming necessarily.
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Re: God or other powerful entities

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:36 pm

So how much dicks did you use to suck for drugs? Born again is usually something for broken fuckers.
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Re: God or other powerful entities

Post by Poonoo » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:13 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:36 pm
Born again is usually something for broken fuckers.
Or people who are such complete assholes that everyone hates them. As Jim Cornette said:
The reason why Shawn Michaels found God was because all the mortals on earth hated him.
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Re: God or other powerful entities

Post by MegaNigger » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:38 pm

Nothing of the sort. It's pascal's wager.
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Re: God or other powerful entities

Post by Stranger » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:39 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:36 pm
Born again is usually something for broken fuckers.
In Burgerland it's pretty much a given that if you're a Christian then you're born again. There's no real separation between a Christian who claims to be and who doesn't claim to be.

The only place where it's common to hear it professed, however, is the Bible Belt area. Everywhere else it's one of those things you don't hear much but everyone just goes with because we all know the person just means they were baptized and whatnot.
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Re: God or other powerful entities

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:18 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:38 pm
Nothing of the sort. It's pascal's wager.
That's the dumbest reason, really.
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Re: God or other powerful entities

Post by MegaNigger » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:29 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:18 pm
CIANIgger wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:38 pm
Nothing of the sort. It's pascal's wager.
That's the dumbest reason, really.
I can appreciate how it is terrible reasoning, truly, but if Christianity is correct I hopefully won't suffer eternity in a lake of fire. :D If it's fiction, I hopefully cease to exist at least.

If I had verifiable proof that no God existed, I'd be perfectly OK with it, just like our universe being a simulation, it wouldn't wreck me emotionally or shit.
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Re: God or other powerful entities

Post by CuckTurdginson » Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:48 pm

I do believe, more or less. I've had to gut it to the point where it resembles a philosophy of doing the best for people within your means.
Pretty firmly anti-Prosperity Gospel, I think Osteen and his goons are like the faith healers, con men.
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