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Ghosts 'n' Shit

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:44 pm

Figured to cash in on this topic while the iron is still lukewarm.

Not to be confused with a video game series about a knight in underwear, this thread is about spoooky stuff. Do you have a story about how you charged your JO Crystal till you received the positive ectoplasm of your local Metatron? Do the killer plushies that haunt you after playing your hacked bootleg CD labeled "Sanic.exe" have blue arms? And do you know any tales of professional supernatural researchers like Chris Bores 'N' Doors, paranormal pursuer extraordinaire?
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Re: Ghosts 'n' Shit

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:30 pm

You do realize that I'm both in driving distance to you and know your IP, right? Remember that some posts of yours make me want to punch you? This is one of them. I'll have a lot of time next week. Just saying.
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Re: Ghosts 'n' Shit

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Fri Sep 29, 2017 2:01 am

Ghosts don't exist, so I guess I'll talk about Shit.

Let me tell you about legendary shit. This is the kind of shit you may only see once in a lifetime. Back in my younger days I spent time in the Navy. On one occasion I was aboard an aircraft carrier. I was going about my business when word started to spread from compartment to compartment about a giant shit that was in a commode near the aft end of the ship. People started to migrate that way so I went, too.

By the time I got there a crowd of over a dozen had already gathered around a stall trying to get a peek. Some had went back to their berthing to get their cameras. What was inside defied my expectations of what shit was capable of. In the commode was a turd the size of a fucking housecat. The fucking thing was as big around as my fist and possibly a foot long. It was vertical and the bulk of it was protruding up out of the water.

Eventually the guys responsible for keeping the head clean had to break it up with a mop handle in order to get it to flush. Sadly I didn't bother to get a picture of it unlike others did, or else I would share it.
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Re: Ghosts 'n' Shit

Post by Throne of Dysentery » Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:38 am

That sounds like a paranormal shit to me; only ghosts could possibly produce that much fecal matter.
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Re: Ghosts 'n' Shit

Post by Poonoo » Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:33 am

I’m literally taking a shit right now. Literal shit posting is the best kind.
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Re: Ghosts 'n' Shit

Post by Rapeculture » Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:01 am

Pretty sure my ex-girlfriend's aborted fetus visited me when I was drunk a week ago.
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Re: Ghosts 'n' Shit

Post by mad bum » Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:27 am

Rapeculture wrote:
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Pretty sure my ex-girlfriend's aborted fetus visited me when I was drunk a week ago.
Rape culture and girlfriends don't make sense, you're drunk.
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Re: Ghosts 'n' Shit

Post by Throne of Dysentery » Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:02 am

Being haunted by spectral unborns? Boy, we’ve all been there before!
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Re: Ghosts 'n' Shit

Post by Rapeculture » Fri Sep 29, 2017 11:21 am

mad bum wrote:
Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:27 am
Rapeculture wrote:
Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:01 am
Pretty sure my ex-girlfriend's aborted fetus visited me when I was drunk a week ago.
Rape culture and girlfriends don't make sense, you're drunk.
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Re: Ghosts 'n' Shit

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:13 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:30 pm
You do realize that I'm both in driving distance to you and know your IP, right? Remember that some posts of yours make me want to punch you? This is one of them. I'll have a lot of time next week. Just saying.
Jokes on you I visit my family next week.

Though I sense that I'm getting a bit too much notice from senpai, so I might try to vent off my sperg.

Seeing how the most unholy of months is upon us, I might just try to culturally enrich this forum with a spooky creepypasta of such ball-tingling terror the likes of which he haven't seen since Luke Mochrie turned trans.
Get ready, for Sp00ny.exe.
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