People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

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Re: People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Mar 22, 2020 6:03 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:46 pm
You are aware that burger legal system (same with Cucknadian, Australian, etc) is based on the British one?
I wasn't. Quite surprising, really, because traditionally burgerland loves to have everything different from you.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:27 am

Deep down, they still long for the Queen's gentle ball squeeze.
Keith Chegwin wrote:
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You are aware that burger legal system (same with Cucknadian, Australian, etc) is based on the British one?
So much for all that wasted tea.
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Re: People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:07 pm

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:44 am
Dont know exactly how your Limey processes are different from ours. But if you want to make sure you're not chosen, just come in with the mentality that whoever is on trial is 100% guilty.
That'll ensure you end up on the defense's list of jurors they can exclude, and you'll be out within hours.
Yeah, I don't think you can do that here. We'll see
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Post by Tony Schiavone » Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:22 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:07 pm
Tony Schiavone wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:44 am
Dont know exactly how your Limey processes are different from ours. But if you want to make sure you're not chosen, just come in with the mentality that whoever is on trial is 100% guilty.
That'll ensure you end up on the defense's list of jurors they can exclude, and you'll be out within hours.
Yeah, I don't think you can do that here. We'll see
OK well best of luck, then. Surprised that the UK are even doing trials now.
Some cities in burgerland (like Philadelphia) have shut down theit courts and are just giving IOUs to criminals to arrest them later.
They dont want the poor prisoners to suffer.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:58 pm

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:22 pm
Surprised that the UK are even doing trials now.
Well, at the moment they've postponed any trial longer than three days. I'm supposed to do it at the end of the month so we'll see if anything changes between now and the next week
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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:51 am

They'll just call you back another time. I'd guess it's best to get the shit out of the way now.
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:59 pm

That was my thinking. I was thinking I could cry off saying I may have been exposed to corona virus and shouldn't go outside. But then they'd just make me do it another time and I'd rather get it over with.

As it stands, I got an email from them saying that I'm not to go to court unless contacted by them so it might be off for now
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Re: People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

Post by Rushy » Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:10 pm

I just realised I've been on this forum for years now. Feels like I just came to shitpost a couple of times.
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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:21 pm

DHI 4.0 is probably the longest running iteration at this point.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

Post by Guest » Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:39 am

Jury duty is the biggest scam ever. Literal state-sponsored slavery.

The Pauly Shore movie was pretty funny tho.

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