People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

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Re: People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

Post by Tony Schiavone » Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:51 am

Most people looking for fights have no idea what they're in for. You dont get in fights when you're older because you realize it no longer means a few punches and some clinches or wrestling.

You need to be prepared to hit that dude in the head from behind, whack him one more time with a pipe, tie him up to the bumper of your car with a chain, and drive until there's no more struggling. A fight means to the death, and theres no such thing as overwhelming use of force.
There are nasty shits out in the world that have no problem with doing that. You have to bring a tank to a knife fight.

Zero to Mach 3 in a snap of a finger.
You have to send a message to absolutely everyone and everything that has ever lived that you are not in a position to be fucked with. So that some asshole doesnt pull a gun because he's suddenly scared or thinks you're a bitch.



Behold the proper mentality:



That's what usually stops these idiots. No one, no matter how drunk, is prepared for the sonofabitch who is willing to drag them down to hell and beat on them for eternity.

Once the worst person gets that through their head, suddenly everything is cool.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:53 am

You're likely memeing but I'm serious about this. Only way you ever get me to fight these days is if you got me cornered. In which case I'll stab you. Right away, no further warning given. I'll make sure it's as lethal as possible as well. You push me that far, I don't want you to give your side of the story any longer.
It's the dumbest shit about self defence law just about anywhere. Fuck it, I'm not just eliminating the threat. I kill-stab you to fucking death because I know, law shit aside, you'll just come for me again.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Mar 21, 2020 11:35 am

Just say the other guy tried to kill you first. It's not like he could correct you :lol:
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 21, 2020 11:38 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 11:35 am
Just say the other guy tried to kill you first. It's not like he could correct you :lol:
Exactly the reason you shoot home invaders dead. Empty that magazine, reload if you have to. Make sure the fucker isn't breathing anymore for at least a few minutes until you call the medics.
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:39 pm

I'm annoyed. They're making me do jury duty. It was annoying before the Wu Flu but now I'd rather not go out while there's Wu Flu about.
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Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 am
Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:41 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:39 pm
I'm annoyed. They're making me do jury duty. It was annoying before the Wu Flu but now I'd rather not go out while there's Wu Flu about.
I didn't know you guys even had jury duty.
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:46 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:41 pm
I didn't know you guys even had jury duty.
Why wouldn't we?
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 am
Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:23 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:46 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:41 pm
I didn't know you guys even had jury duty.
Why wouldn't we?
Just thought jury was a burger thing.
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:46 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:23 pm
Just thought jury was a burger thing.
You are aware that burger legal system (same with Cucknadian, Australian, etc) is based on the British one?
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

Post by Tony Schiavone » Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:44 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:53 am
You're likely memeing but I'm serious about this.
Not memeing. Some exaggeration, yes, but it's about the mentality you have to have.
I could go on in detail, but you clearly get it. ;)

Especially with the (true) story of the home invader successfully suing the home he robbed because he hurt himself while doing it. Who the fuck knows with this Current Year judicial system anymore?
Better to remove all chance. Criminals can't countersue or appeal or get off on a technicality or any other fuckup or change of fortune if they're dead.
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Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:39 pm
I'm annoyed. They're making me do jury duty.
Dont know exactly how your Limey processes are different from ours. But if you want to make sure you're not chosen, just come in with the mentality that whoever is on trial is 100% guilty.
That'll ensure you end up on the defense's list of jurors they can exclude, and you'll be out within hours.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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