Dead Horse Interchange

It's glorified fanfiction. It might just be worse than My Immortal by the virtue alone that this time it's Rowling herself that shits up the Potter Universe. I'll take any word of the cunt seriously the very moment she starts housing rapefugee families in her mansions, instead of just telling the plebs that aren't richer than the queen to house them.

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:06 pm

It's glorified fanfiction. It might just be worse than My Immortal

We can't all make a masterpiece.

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:06 pm

I'll take any word of the cunt seriously the very moment she starts housing rapefugee families in her mansions, instead of just telling the plebs that aren't richer than the queen to house them.

She's really entitled for a bitch who wrote storybooks on bar napkins while leeching off NEETbux.

It's a wholly unnecessary sequel saga about characters that have only been footnotes in the main story. At least My Immortal had actual entertainment value.

Rushy wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 10, 2019 9:14 pm

I just lost my shit yelling at some fucking smug ass on Youtube, who was chewing out people for not liking Crimes of Grindelwald, because he thought they were too dumb to understand what a literary, dark, complex masterpiece it was.

I thought people would take issues with Volzimort's pet snake turning out to be a mysterious Asian waifu.

I think they were too busy wondering why baby murder was in a Harry Potter movie

Are you nuts? Baby murder is a hallmark of the franchise.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Thu Jul 11, 2019 3:15 pm

Are you nuts? Baby murder is a hallmark of the franchise.

Baby murder going wrong is basically the catalyst for the entire story.

So I bought this new washing machine. It's such an avid washer assistant that it doesn't want to stop at all. After three hours of washing I finally turned the power off and started spin-drying, now it won't stop spinning either! This fucking washer guy just doesn't give up!

Rushy wrote: ↑

Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:48 am

I think they were too busy wondering why baby murder was in a Harry Potter movie

Wait, WHAT? Wow, never had an interest in Harry Potter, but this sounds hilarious!

veris leta facies wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:45 pm

So I bought this new washing machine. It's such an avid washer assistant that it doesn't want to stop at all. After three hours of washing I finally turned the power off and started spin-drying, now it won't stop spinning either! This fucking washer guy just doesn't give up!

What model? Who makes it?

Every washing machine I've ever seen had a big display on the front telling you exactly how many minutes the current setting will take.