People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

[Kugelfisch]

My name is Blurry Face

Is that a reference to the pedo man whose ebin keikaku was to swirl his face in bragging photos and was foiled by police unswirling his face back in Photoshop?

No, much more gay than that.

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[Keith Chegwin]

Just found out my grand uncle died of Wu Flu

[mad bum]

[CuckTurdginson]

Your granduncle was a faggot.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Just found out my grand uncle died of Wu Flu

But shits like Prince Charles recover. No justice.

[Kugelfisch]

We've reached peak pandemic. Domino's can't offer Grana Pandano anymore and only has generic, hard Italian cheese.
I never thought it could come to this.

[Kugelfisch]

So I went to my car to get something and noticed that the wall of my apartment building is full of mosquitoes. And I mean absolutely covered in them. Easily fifty in a square foot. The walls are white but from a distance they look grey. The swallows should hurry the fuck up getting back here already.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I recommend you invest in spiders. A lot of them.

[Kugelfisch]

I kind of have. A spider laid three egg nests in a crease at the top of a door frame last summer. They should hatch in the coming weeks. I didn't remove them because that would've felt like spider mass murder.
So maybe in a week I'll have the outside wall full of mosquitoes and my bedroom full of spiders.

[Guest]

I kind of have. A spider laid three egg nests in a crease at the top of a door frame last summer. They should hatch in the coming weeks. I didn't remove them because that would've felt like spider mass murder.
So maybe in a week I'll have the outside wall full of mosquitoes and my bedroom full of spiders.

A wall full of mosquitoes and spiders?

That's when its fun to fire up the garden house and pressure wash that shit until every last little buggy-boo on that wall is a soggy lump.