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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:29 pm

In a real fight you'd be a fucking moron to go for the ground. Just when does a fight between two guys ever break out without any bystanders at all? Bad idea to be on the ground.

But that's not even what it's about. We're not talking about real fights, we're talking about a spectator sport. Ground and standing fighting just doesn't work for those in a "full contact" way for me. You can't have no holds barred rules because that would just lead to too much incidents of destructive, permanent damage. You can't have strict rules that are purely sportive, like olympic wrestling, but then have them have full contact beat each other's faces in while standing.

MMA just doesn't work for me. Either have sportive fighting with a large ground part or have full contact standing fighting with no ground part. The mix just clashes for me.
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Guest » Sat Sep 14, 2019 11:01 pm

MMA is so gay they had to add a bunch of rules to keep the fighters from just lying there grinding on each for 30 minutes. Even now it's about 90% humping with the gayest punching imaginable tossed in.

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Sep 14, 2019 11:55 pm

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Tony Schiavone » Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:22 am

Does that mean womens MMA is a turn-on for you by the transitive property?
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:26 am

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:22 am
Does that mean womens MMA is a turn-on for you by the transitive property?
Oil wrestling, yes. "Women's MMA" aka dudes pretending to be women because their pee pee is to small to rub with the other dudes, no.
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:23 am

I jack to female fighting game characters.

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:15 am

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:22 am
Does that mean womens MMA is a turn-on for you by the transitive property?
Lady MMA died when Meisha Tate retired and betrayed us all by not going into porn.

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:00 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:23 am
I jack to female fighting game characters.
So you're a Dead or Alive player.
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:59 pm

Or he is into the fine waifus created by SNK. I know I am.
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by mad bum » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:17 pm

Waifu's are the only thing keeping SNK relevant. Well that and Geese.
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