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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Poonoo » Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:36 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
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possibly getting outright knocked out
Rare in women's boxing. They'll beat the shit out of each other in women's boxing but they won't knock each other out. More often than not women's fights tend to get called off by the ref before anyone comes to serious harm.
Reminds me of tennis where the women have long rallies because they don't have the power to hit a fast finishing shot like men do. It's why big men in tennis are usually the best at serving aces.
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Jun 05, 2019 6:19 am

Also explains Serena's roid use
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:19 am

Let's not pretend like feather weight men's boxing is much better. Those manlets don't have enough punch to even knock each other out most of the time. It's why people don't like to watch those weight classes. You see really good hits and expect them to have effect but instead it's fucking nothing. That and it just looks ridiculous when the ref is taller and the top rope is almost at head height.
Anything below heavy weight should be relegated to bare knuckle fighting or only use lightly-padded gloves.
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Tony Schiavone » Tue Jun 18, 2019 3:46 pm

Bantamweights are a hilarious good time. It's like watching midgets rolling around and boxing, especially compared to the height of the referee.
They usually make up for their lack of size and strength by jumping around and fighting like they don't give a shit. They know they can't knock the other guy down without some serious force behind their punches, so they hurl their blows with all offense and no defense.

Call it "short man syndrome." Or just trying to generate interest to get a better payday? Either way, it makes for an entertaining side spectacle.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by AdorableOtter » Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:14 am

Bump for people who want to watch an Dagestani ISIS terrorist dominating a drunken Irish man



And an drunken Irish man beating some random grandpa as a retaliation.



I wish Kebab loses his title defense (against some random guy) tomorrow and fights drunk Irish man again (drunk man isn't a No.1 contender thus can't fight Kebab if kebab wins) for the drama. Unfortunately, Kebab will win in a devastating fashion because Kebab too good random guy really bad. Killing Kebab not as easy as a meme, it's no fun.

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Sep 07, 2019 1:12 pm

AdorableOtter wrote:
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a drunken Irish man
Tautology, they're all drunk
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Doki doki is what you get in your kokoro when everything goes according to keikaku and senpai finally notices you.

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Guest » Sat Sep 07, 2019 9:49 pm

Can someone fix the damn typo in the title already? It's spelled MMGAY.

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Sep 07, 2019 11:58 pm

Guest wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 9:49 pm
Can someone fix the damn typo in the title already? It's spelled MMGAY.
Redundant. MMA already stands for Muscle Men Assfucking.
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by AdorableOtter » Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:02 pm

It's kinda pointless to tell you gay people who watches too much gay porn, but MMA became gay because of prohibition of ground knee strikes, steroids and ball attacks. UFC might be gay but MMA, Pankration or whatever is not. Those damn incel guest posters would get their balls squeezed to the point they would be neutered incel guest posters.

Just watch this magnificient fight.
TL;DW wrote:Wallid tried to take Kazuo down, but they hit the cage wall and stayed on it, and both of them kept grabbing the fence despite the referee's continuous warnings. Shortly after, Kazuo knocked down Wallid with a right punch which seemed to end the fight, but the Japanese wrestler stood waiting, believing his opponent would receive a 10 count like it was done in Pancrase; when he learned that the match would continue, he tried to kick Ismail, but it happened to be an illegal attack because he was wearing wrestling shoes. Recovering the pace, Ismail eye-gouged Kazuo, and the Japanese wrestler asked for time to check it out, which was refused as UFC didn't include it on the rules unlike Pancrase. Takahashi had also to be informed of the end of the round, as he didn't know its duration. However, the most shocking event of the night came at its end: having been informed that groin attacks were legal, Takahashi slid his hand inside Ismail's trunks, tore away his protective cup and started striking his groin, which the Brazilian tried to counter by eye-gouging him again. Ismail lost the fight by unanimous decision.
Btw stop watching those damn gay porns they aren't good for your mental health.

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:09 pm

I imagine there must be a lot of Yaoi fangirls in the audience.
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