Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Sat Sep 22, 2018 1:18 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:27 am
You and no other bitch ever has to "put up" with jack shit and you know it. What you say is what goes and you can even decide after the fact if it was fair game. Society has your back on that and will always ruin the guy without hesitation.
It depends on personality. I'm dominant and I only enter into relationships with men who pursue me aggressively because I have control issues, but I have female peers who aren't like that who end up dating men with weird and harmful sexual interests. Porn is normalized and women who like it are the "cool girls" and women who don't are prudes, boring, etc.

Also I used to be a stripper and my customers would tell me some fucked up shit. Like I had this one guy wanting me to pretend to be his "little girl" and he was my "daddy" sneaking into my room at night. Like what the fuck? I really think porn is to blame for at least some of this shit.

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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Sep 22, 2018 1:45 am

Bitches that put out are the greatest of things up until you're somewhere in your twenties. Go get that fame. It's about as important as being popular in school.
After that, virgins is where it's at. At the very least, having a very, very low number of sexual partners and never having taken it up the ass is much more valuable. I would never...well I'd never marry in the first place but assuming I did, I'd never marry a bitch that ever, at any point, took it up the ass. That's like a smoker's car. No deal. Young bitches are mislead.
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by mad bum » Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:08 am

BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 1:18 am

Also I used to be a stripper and my customers would tell me some fucked up shit. Like I had this one guy wanting me to pretend to be his "little girl" and he was my "daddy" sneaking into my room at night. Like what the fuck? I really think porn is to blame for at least some of this shit.
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Poonoo » Sat Sep 22, 2018 4:19 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:58 am
/nofap/ is yiddish propaganda to the extreme. The small loss in testosterone is recouped by the body quickly. So quickly that eating a bit more onions has a greater effect on testosterone gains than not fapping.
You're exchanging this tiny boost with a bad mental state. Sure, you shouldn't beat your meat raw by going ten times every day, that much is common sense and quickly found out in most guys' teenage years of life. But repressing a sexual urge so far has never worked out for any person.

Also, only closet faggots are crazy about anal.
Don't some of these idiots claim to nofap for months? Because I'm sure the original study said that after 7 days your test peaks BUT DROPS BACK DOWN TO NORMAL AFTER THAT. If you want peak testosterone then you should jack it once a week.
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Sep 22, 2018 4:49 am

And once a week is probably pretty normal for the average man across all age ranges. It's going to be lower for older men and higher for younger men. It has many health benefits but honestly who cares about that gay shit. People know why they fap lmao. :lol:

NoFap is the basically cucking yourself for no reason. And I have to repeat again that they always talk about "what a struggle it is." Even animals fap, but dumb /pol/acks think it's some unnatural shit that destroys your masculinity, when actually it's an EXPRESSION of masculinity.

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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Guest » Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:35 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:27 am
The nofap guys instead get raging boners seeing 12yr olds with a tight ass walking by on the street.
A lot of pushers of the nofap meme, like Gavin McGinnes, are degenerate homos that are jacking to gay porn all day while raising their wife's sons. Be suspicious of nofap memers, they're probably sicker than you are.
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Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:27 am
Also, blame your disgusting burger meme of "dating". You nutcases will legit go out with each other, fuck each other, be exclusive to each other for months and still say you're "dating" but aren't a couple. That shit weirds me out the most.
Do Yurobeans not date? I don't date either but I shitpost on forums about e-celebs, so you know why that is.

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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:02 am

I think nofappers are like thos breatharians (or however they're called again) who claim you don't actually need to eat anything - yet still get caught visiting McDonald's.

I mean, how do you even prove that you didn't fap in months? It's probably just something they say to brag about muh manliness and muh struggle.
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:11 pm

Poonoo wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 4:19 am
Don't some of these idiots claim to nofap for months?
Absolutely. Just go to /fit/ (any of them) and you'll certainly find a nofap thread. Fucking liars straight up. Guys like Alex Jones would push that shit and in private watch tranny porn. Never believe or trust those guys. Show me a guy that doesn't fap and I show you a liar.
It's a futile attempt anyway. Try to go for months. I don't know about you guys but I'd eventually end up having wet dreams and jizz my bed. Whoever can go nofap for months and doesn't have that problem likely has real low test problems.
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Do Yurobeans not date? I don't date either but I shitpost on forums about e-celebs, so you know why that is.
We at least don't have that shit about effectively being in a relationship but calling it "dating" and treat calling it a relationship like it was a jump up like a step in between that comes before marrying.
If you're "dating" you are in a relationship, wheter you call it that or not. It's just a backdoor to make cheating okay. Y'all faggots aren't "dating". You're in an open relationship like a cuck is what you are. Degenerates the lot of them.
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Guest » Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:46 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:11 pm
Poonoo wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 4:19 am
Don't some of these idiots claim to nofap for months?
Absolutely. Just go to /fit/
But if they nofap how can they taste their jizz?

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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Guest » Sat Sep 22, 2018 3:00 pm

I listen to a lot of faggy "alt-right" podcasts, and the fags are all anti-porn, but I can't seem to figure out if they're anti-jacking or not. Because there is a difference, you technically don't need to consume pornography to jack after all. They also whinge about muh white birfrates despite literally their entire audience, including myself, being austic permavirgins who wouldn't and shouldn't be breeding even in less dire circumstances.

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