Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:17 pm

I categorize that as a blowjob.
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Guest » Fri Sep 21, 2018 3:20 pm

Remember when Pornhub wouldn't let people from South Carolina access it because of a fucking bathroom bill? 2018 and we could have colonized Mars by now, instead we'll get zapped back to the stone age by the next solar flare because soyboys let faggots and women take control of the West.

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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Sep 21, 2018 5:59 pm

Guest wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 3:20 pm
Remember when Pornhub wouldn't let people from South Carolina access it because of a fucking bathroom bill?
Wut? Elaborate.
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Auli » Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:48 pm

I like a good story and developed characters in my porn :)
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:38 pm

Pornography is degenerate shit and partially responsible for the continuing destruction of the West.

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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:41 pm

BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:38 pm
Pornography is degenerate shit and partially responsible for the continuing destruction of the West.
By itself it's fairly powerless, though.
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:49 pm

It's insidious. I got married young so I dodged having to put up with dating in your 20s, but I feel sorry for my peers who have to deal with boys who think spitting on your asshole to lube it up for anal and deepthroating until you vomit is normal and sexy. Christ.

Plus it's a total waste of time for men themselves. Those nofap guys come across as a little nuts but at least they're doing productive things instead of browsing weird porn for hours because regular naked women don't do it for them anymore.

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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:27 am

The nofap guys instead get raging boners seeing 12yr olds with a tight ass walking by on the street.
You and no other bitch ever has to "put up" with jack shit and you know it. What you say is what goes and you can even decide after the fact if it was fair game. Society has your back on that and will always ruin the guy without hesitation.

Also, blame your disgusting burger meme of "dating". You nutcases will legit go out with each other, fuck each other, be exclusive to each other for months and still say you're "dating" but aren't a couple. That shit weirds me out the most.
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:49 am

The nofap guys are definitely wasting their time with even more useless things than fapping, such as shitposting on forums. :lol: I've never met a nofap who didn't rush to tell everyone about it on some obscure-ass forum like this one so they could jerk each other off about how great it is to not fap... Even though it's apparently also a struggle for them, which implies what they're doing isn't natural at that stage in their lives.

And yes, no bitch ever has to do pornstar shit who doesn't want to. Have you seen how much power a 20-(early) 30 something woman who isn't ugly or fat has in the marketplace nigga?

Nah, men are the ones who get bodied in the 20s-30s dating game and always will. Men don't get their own back until the wall comes calling.

Also I just wanna say that sexual urges come and go and your libido rises and falls as you age. There's no point trying to rush to /nofap/ with gritted teeth. The day may very well come when you'll wish you had sexual desires like you used to. Enjoy the part of your life that you are in now. I have definitely experienced times when I went long periods without engaging in any kind of sexual behaviors because I just didn't feel like it. I didn't feel like a better or worse person during those times and I don't see why someone would idolize not fapping.

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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:58 am

/nofap/ is yiddish propaganda to the extreme. The small loss in testosterone is recouped by the body quickly. So quickly that eating a bit more onions has a greater effect on testosterone gains than not fapping.
You're exchanging this tiny boost with a bad mental state. Sure, you shouldn't beat your meat raw by going ten times every day, that much is common sense and quickly found out in most guys' teenage years of life. But repressing a sexual urge so far has never worked out for any person.

Also, only closet faggots are crazy about anal.
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