Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

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Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Rushy » Tue May 30, 2017 9:35 pm

You can apparently win a 10-year premium account if you tweet "#PHtaughtme" with some video or photo attached to it. Just FYI.

Um... exchange personal pornhub stories... anyone? Hm?
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Guest » Tue May 30, 2017 10:17 pm

Pornhub is a dumb meme. They just market themselves more than other porn streaming sites.

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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Keith Chegwin » Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:10 pm

Rushy wrote:
Tue May 30, 2017 9:35 pm
You can apparently win a 10-year premium account if you tweet "#PHtaughtme" with some video or photo attached to it. Just FYI.
So, let me understand this. They want pictures and videos of people jacking off? Is that what they're asking for? Or is it that they want pictures and videos of people fucking instead?
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:39 pm

Somebody send them the "DSP jacking off" clip then!
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Liar Revealed » Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:48 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:39 pm
Somebody send them the "DSP jacking off" clip then!
Or Amazing Atheist's banana video.
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jun 02, 2017 5:21 pm

Why not both?!
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:40 am

Pornhub sucks shit, though. Who would want a membership there?
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Auli » Mon Jun 05, 2017 2:39 pm

Porn has broken me.

I started with looking at pictures of women in skimpy clothes,
Then stripping,.
Then masturbation,
Then blowjobs.
Then sex.
Now I see them because of the funny story and characters lol

I've never escalated to super weird or nasty shit.
I'm in your bedroom, folding your clothes.

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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by Rushy » Mon Jun 05, 2017 4:19 pm

I've never gone with blowjobs. Why would you want to see someone else's dick?
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Re: Happy 10th anniversary to Pornhub!!!

Post by RAPEMAN » Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:11 pm

Rushy wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 4:19 pm
I've never gone with blowjobs. Why would you want to see someone else's dick?
As long as it's in first person view I get off on it. Unless it's a nigger dick, that is. It's hard to live vicariously through a cock that's a different color than yours.
Auli wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 2:39 pm
I've never escalated to super weird or nasty shit.
unless you get some pussy you will.

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