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Re: Shitposting

Post by ban » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:29 pm

I have to share a terrible secret with all of you friends of DHI. I'm actually a brutha and I didn't know. But thank god that BBC opened my eyes, HALLELLUJAH! Gaze upon the fairness and physical beauty of my ancestors :

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Achilles, muh nigguh. All them whiteys told us lies about how much of a fair skinned, blue-eyed, blonde, physically perfect pretty boy with long golden locks he was when HE WUZ KANG all along. It makes perfect sense, loot at our pottery :

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Now if that isn't undeniable proof of of the greeks being bruthas, I dunno what is. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Shitposting

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:02 pm

You know the factoid about all dem pure white ancient statues originally being colored? They removed the color because those statues were actually black.
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Re: Shitposting

Post by ban » Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:12 pm

AYYYmen famalam. Just like that beautiful black statue of Zeus / Poseidon. Some say it's blackened due to bronze aging badly and darkening but da truff is out now.
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I fully expect to hear shit like that in the future since there is a growing population of black people and black "greeks" these past few years either via VERY ILLEGAL adoptions or due to having coalburners at some places in Athens(OF FUCKING COURSE).
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Re: Shitposting

Post by Guest » Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:15 pm

Somebody's taxes went to make that.

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Re: Shitposting

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:34 am

Just like how Cuckfield 1 taught me that half of all Wehrmacht soldiers were actually black. Seems like my grandfather forgot to mention that.
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Re: Shitposting

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:01 pm

The Holocaust of WW2 was actually just a distraction from the real goal of The Third Reich: To erase all traces of pocs from European history.
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Re: Shitposting

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:58 pm

TFW black-figure pottery is taken as literal proof of we wuz kangz by basketball-americans.

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Re: Shitposting

Post by ban » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:13 pm

It would be funnier if
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The turks hadn't already used that as an excuse to own Greece via KANGZ CONQUERING II : MUDSLIME DICKALOO , after their spectacular "Homer was a Turk, for real u gaiz, all your greatest poems are belong to ass". :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Fucking roaches constantly rub their hands whenever the muslim population over here rises even a tiny bit, them having us turn into Nigeria Part II : The Niggering is a wet dream since they can own the whole damn area and not have to give any shit to the Albanians due to it being tainted(aka BLACKED).
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The Holocaust of WW2 was actually just a distraction from the real goal of The Third Reich: To erase all traces of pocs from European history.

The Fourth Reich must be doing a shit job then, since Mama Merkel just floods colour back in Europe. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Shitposting

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:26 pm

God-Empress Merkel I - praised be her name - just wants to correct this historical error.
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Re: Shitposting

Post by Charlar » Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:17 am

Don't look up Chirpy
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