I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Moe Bitches » Mon Feb 05, 2024 8:25 pm

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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Old Black Man » Mon Feb 05, 2024 9:44 pm

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I stuck it in BBRM's butt and I feel bad about it.
I stuck it in Cuck’s butt and I regret nothing. :lol:
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by CuckTurdginson » Tue Feb 06, 2024 3:52 am

My butt tight like a catholic schoolboy
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:15 am

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Or how the patron saints are Totally-Not-A-Pantheon.
It's so much worse.
How about the word "daemon"? Comes from "deus", the Latin word for a god/deity.
A daemon is a lesser god or a half god. Hercules for example would be one. Children of gods could be and those of half god half human heritage would always be considered deamons.

Really, Jesus would be the perfect example of one in all regards. Never existed, half human and half god, is a basic bitch fertility type seed deamon of a mother Earth type mother godess.

Religion goes way back and it all starts at the same root for all cultures. A veneration of the giving mother (Earth) and her fertility and her offspring (the harvest).
The son is just about always depicted as dying and being resurrected. Just as the crops perish and rise again next year.

This type of daemon from the mother godess is so common that the term of "grain daemon" has been coined for it in religious historicism. Osiris is one as well, for example.

Not a single world religion around today was made in isolation. Gnosticism, Buddhism and Pagan religions of Northern Africa, Rome, Greece, India and Persia have all had massive influences on the Abrahamic religions. Its all interlinked so thoroughly that it's nonsensical to talk about Judaeism, Christianity and Islam as separate religions. The somewhat hard distinction is a fairly recent one bound to get lost in translation in another thousand years.

Likely because some faggots are going to go hard on historic revisionism to make sure only ultra autistic religion super nerds like me are going to find out the truth.
And then what? It's not like I could ever convince the masses, nor would I want to.

It feels like being Dr. Manhattan and Rohrschach.
You figured it out, you'd want to correct the record but you also realise that it'd be pointless.
Only rhat you'll learn that thousands upon thousands of people have figured all that shit out, done the work and realized this conclusion.

I'm not saying it's frustrating. It really isn't. I just can't help to not take religious people for being ignorant to the most extreme point. They are propaganda-feeding imbeciles measuring up to being 1000 times that of Mahvul-Pissney normalfags.

Sound like I'm mad, but I'm not. It's the most calm realisation you could have.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Feb 06, 2024 12:07 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:15 am
It's so much worse.
How about the word "daemon"? Comes from "deus", the Latin word for a god/deity.
A daemon is a lesser god or a half god. Hercules for example would be one. Children of gods could be and those of half god half human heritage would always be considered deamons.
It's even worser.
At least the Greeks also used "daemon" to refer to any kind of "spirit" in general.
So an angel would be a type of daemon (eudaemon aka "good spirit"), as would what we would consider a demon (cacodaemon aka "evil spirit").
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Wed Feb 07, 2024 11:25 pm

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Post by RAPEMAN » Thu Feb 08, 2024 1:48 am

You niggers still posting in a ten-buck-troon thread?
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by ebin namefag » Thu Feb 08, 2024 3:03 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:15 am
I just can't help to not take religious people for being ignorant to the most extreme point. They are propaganda-feeding imbeciles measuring up to being 1000 times that of Mahvul-Pissney normalfags.
I thought current year religionists were just doing it for novelty purposes.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Feb 08, 2024 2:35 pm

ebin namefag wrote:
Thu Feb 08, 2024 3:03 am
I thought current year religionists were just doing it for novelty purposes.
Shit wouldn't be half as bad if that was the case.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Sat Feb 10, 2024 7:07 pm

UPDATE

I got an ultrasound at Planned Parenthood and there's an egg sac, but no embryo. Either it never developed or it did and my body absorbed it after it died. In which case I now have Jewish DNA
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