I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

They're also annoyed that he buys me gifts and cleans my room for me.

And yet apparently all this male attention still wasn't enough to satiate your appetite

You're probably pregnant now.

Nah, nigga, that shit's barren as a sandtrap

So apparently you're wrong because I took several pregnancy tests on Monday and there's a challah in the oven. I thought my egg carton was supposed to be empty given I'm in my 30s.

Getting an abortion on Thursday. This one's for you, Palestine.

[Old Black Man]

They're also annoyed that he buys me gifts and cleans my room for me.

And yet apparently all this male attention still wasn't enough to satiate your appetite

You're probably pregnant now.

Nah, nigga, that shit's barren as a sandtrap

So apparently you're wrong because I took several pregnancy tests on Monday and there's a challah in the oven. I thought my egg carton was supposed to be empty given I'm in my 30s.

Getting an abortion on Thursday. This one's for you, Palestine.

DHI’s first baby aborted…we were gonna name it Auli…

[BloodKnightDollfie]

You’re not even the slightest bit God fearing? Give my regards to the inferno

[wulfenlord]

No DHI breastmilkshakes?

[AdorableOtter]

>charler in the oven

Please don't kike him, he is just a neo-pagan larper.

You’re not even the slightest bit God fearing? Give my regards to the inferno

Thankfully, neither Judaism nor Somalian Wooga Boogaism has hell in their religion. She is safe.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

You’re not even the slightest bit God fearing? Give my regards to the inferno

I'm actually a Gnostic - we believe that the OT god is responsible for creating the material world and is evil. Our beliefs encourage abortion because that way we're saving a new soul from being entrapped here.

[Moe Bitches]

"The Wall" is a revenge fantasy for maladjusted men. They feel like they were denied the romantic and sexual success in youth that they were entitled to, so they obsess over teenage girls while being well into their 30s and jerking off to the idea that women their own age are feverishly lusting after them.

Yeah, whatever, Saggy Tits. Come back and report when you manage to get a successful, attractive man in his 30s-early 40s, instead of cougaring over 22 year old virgins who don't have any game and will fuck whatever is willing to wet their willies.

When I'm the same age as this poor soul and I am very terrified for what the future holds unironically.

[Complicity]

When I'm the same age as this poor soul and I am very terrified for what the future holds unironically.

Take heart in the fact that your mother isn't Blueberryragamuffin.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm actually a Gnostic

I highly doubt that.

[RedLine]

Is "Gnostic" shorthand for "massive skank that needs another scrape-out of her uterus because she let's Johnny Smackhead and Ezra Simpinski blow raw inside her"?