Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Tony Schiavone » Fri Dec 25, 2020 5:16 pm

As I've always said, this site should be mandatory viewing for every young male of Selective Service age. Women might benefit too, assuming you could find any that could read.

Merry Christmas.
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Dec 25, 2020 6:02 pm

Mxrry Xmxs, my fellow nakama :3
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Dec 25, 2020 7:55 pm

>no one wishes for a Happy Hannukah

Oy vey, it's like annudah shoah.

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by RedLine » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:40 pm

Someone bought me a Maglite. Now that I have the ultimate self-defense tool I can sell my guns.

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Dec 25, 2020 11:14 pm

And I logged into twatter to see Steve Blum crying because his neighbor is having a Christmas party and the cops he snitched to refuse to arrest everyone. #justshitlibchristmas

Merry Christmas, fags! Total Recall is tied with Predator as the best Arnie movie.

I bought myself a massive harmonica lesson book so I can hopefully not sound like shit and actually learn something.
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Guest » Fri Dec 25, 2020 11:25 pm

Something about (((Steve Blum))) makes me think he really hates Christmas parties, I just don't know what.

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 26, 2020 12:53 am

If I bring him enough gasoline for three days, will he burn for seven?
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Sieg Zeon » Sat Dec 26, 2020 1:21 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Dec 25, 2020 11:14 pm
And I logged into twatter to see Steve Blum crying because his neighbor is having a Christmas party and the cops he snitched to refuse to arrest everyone. #justshitlibchristmas

Merry Christmas, fags! Total Recall is tied with Predator as the best Arnie movie.

I bought myself a massive harmonica lesson book so I can hopefully not sound like shit and actually learn something.
Shame he’s such a pussy, I was watching Goku Midnight Eye and his voice acting rocks.

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Moe Bitches » Sat Dec 26, 2020 4:34 am

Damn. That's about as big of an disappointment as dubbing for Bastard!!
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 26, 2020 2:05 pm

Never put any faith in (((Hollywood types))).
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