Boxing/MMA
- Kugelfisch
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In a real fight you'd be a fucking moron to go for the ground. Just when does a fight between two guys ever break out without any bystanders at all? Bad idea to be on the ground.
But that's not even what it's about. We're not talking about real fights, we're talking about a spectator sport. Ground and standing fighting just doesn't work for those in a "full contact" way for me. You can't have no holds barred rules because that would just lead to too much incidents of destructive, permanent damage. You can't have strict rules that are purely sportive, like olympic wrestling, but then have them have full contact beat each other's faces in while standing.
MMA just doesn't work for me. Either have sportive fighting with a large ground part or have full contact standing fighting with no ground part. The mix just clashes for me.
But that's not even what it's about. We're not talking about real fights, we're talking about a spectator sport. Ground and standing fighting just doesn't work for those in a "full contact" way for me. You can't have no holds barred rules because that would just lead to too much incidents of destructive, permanent damage. You can't have strict rules that are purely sportive, like olympic wrestling, but then have them have full contact beat each other's faces in while standing.
MMA just doesn't work for me. Either have sportive fighting with a large ground part or have full contact standing fighting with no ground part. The mix just clashes for me.
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MMA is so gay they had to add a bunch of rules to keep the fighters from just lying there grinding on each for 30 minutes. Even now it's about 90% humping with the gayest punching imaginable tossed in.
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Shhhh, Otter might hear you
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Does that mean womens MMA is a turn-on for you by the transitive property?
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- Kugelfisch
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Oil wrestling, yes. "Women's MMA" aka dudes pretending to be women because their pee pee is to small to rub with the other dudes, no.Tony Schiavone wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:22 amDoes that mean womens MMA is a turn-on for you by the transitive property?
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Lady MMA died when Meisha Tate retired and betrayed us all by not going into porn.Tony Schiavone wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:22 amDoes that mean womens MMA is a turn-on for you by the transitive property?
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So you're a Dead or Alive player.Guest wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:23 amI jack to female fighting game characters.
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Or he is into the fine waifus created by SNK. I know I am.
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