DHI Wellness Check Thread

[veris leta facies]

Men don't go to the barber.

What if I'm transitioning?

Then I would prioritize other things over going to the barber, like making a will. You know, 40 percent is quite a high possibility.

[RedLine]

If I shaved my head I'd look like Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket.

[Le Redditeur]

If I shaved my head I'd look like Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket.

Then you would end as a NY detective in a Law & Order spinoff.

[da PAC Nigguh]

If I shaved my head I'd look like Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket.

Then you would end as a NY detective in a Law & Order spinoff.

Not before turning into a literal bugman.

[CuckTurdginson]

I'm gettin crunk like our lord and savior Spoopy.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm gettin crunk like our lord and savior Spoopy.

What?
What???
Hey!
YEAH!
Uh git crunk muthafucka, git crunk!

[CuckTurdginson]

GOT MUH JACK AND IM SPILLIN THE TRUTH ON THESE NIGGAS

[Poonoo]

I'm gettin crunk like our lord and savior Spoopy.

What?
What???
Hey!
YEAH!
Uh git crunk muthafucka, git crunk!

>Crunk Juice

I remember on an old Myspace group someone made a joke about that. "Crunk Juice, when you want to rob 5 cars a night instead of 4", everyone laughed and no one was offended. I fucking hate what happened to the internet and culture in general, the 2000s were a golden time for us and a nightmare for PC types as it always should be.

[Kugelfisch]

Political correctness used to be something for politicians and not private citizens. Stuff you shouldn't say if you ran for office. It was good times when people understood that it wasn't meant to be general behaviour rules.

[Moe Bitches]

Like I always say, you can't always be politically correct.