It's my Birthday, Roast me

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VoiceOfReasonPast
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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:17 am

You have issues, man.
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:25 am
Sure you can. Just tell us when you've cracked and ordered a Naruto headband so we know when to take you to the back of the shed.
I am immune to cracking, for I find those fucking headbands (and basically everything else about Naruto) way too retarded.

EDIT: Oh, and don't even get me started on those stupid boots with the open toes. I'm no fashion nazi by any stretch of the imagination, but I wouldn't even force my worst enemy to walk around in these.

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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by Rushy » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:33 pm

Guest wrote:
Sat Jan 27, 2018 3:14 am
Define "doll."
I have a doll as my profile pic lol.

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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by CIANIgger » Sat Jan 27, 2018 11:43 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:17 am
You have issues, man.
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:25 am
Sure you can. Just tell us when you've cracked and ordered a Naruto headband so we know when to take you to the back of the shed.
I am immune to cracking, for I find those fucking headbands (and basically everything else about Naruto) way too retarded.

EDIT: Oh, and don't even get me started on those stupid boots with the open toes. I'm no fashion nazi by any stretch of the imagination, but I wouldn't even force my worst enemy to walk around in these.
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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by Guest » Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:15 am

He's just a human. Human's are just human.

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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jan 28, 2018 3:08 am

Charlar wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:00 pm
If someone likes moe they should be killed

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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by mad bum » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:33 pm

So it's my birthday today, pls be nice.
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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by Poonoo » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:47 am

mad bum wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:33 pm
So it's my birthday today, pls be nice.
Get CancerAids.
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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:46 am

How ancient are you, fucker?

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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by veris leta facies » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:16 am

I doxxed mad bum for his birthday, it seems he's a singer in some band which makes songs about ducks or something. Not bad.

Suddenly I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use like inspiration and what Bog sends. For now it was lovely music that came to my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on and I viddied right at once what to do.

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Re: It's my Birthday, Roast me

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:10 pm

Fuck your reverse psychology, you attention whore.
Charlar wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:00 pm
If someone likes moe they should be killed

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