Non-complaining thread

[Uguuboi]

Youtube kept recommending it, and I kept seeing memes before that. Dutch sounds like an American speaking a made-up language and making every other letter a chhhhhhhhh sound.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's basically some kind of German dialect, one even worse than Bavarian.

[Uguuboi]

Geschiednis is a better word than Geschichte, you've got to admit.

Also, the sister showing Raccoon Girl's tentacle rape porn in class is pretty funny.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Based af.

[Kugelfisch]

Dutch sounds like an American speaking a made-up language and making every other letter a chhhhhhhhh sound.

Well, Dutch is closer to English than current German and English are to each other.
Afrikaans however is closer to both German and Dutch.
Flat German is closer to English than Dutch.
Friesian is closer to Dutch and Flat German than to either German or English.

Real entangled web of Germanic languages here! In any case, if you can speak two of either, you're likely able to understand the others to varying degree.
Usually better in writing than spoken.

[ebin namefag]

I was once looking up pornography on the computer (as you do) and I found these Wikipedia articles on obscure pornstars that were in this weird language that was kinda like English but wasn't. That was my introduction to Frisia. By coincidence later that year I read Batavia's Graveyard and the hero of that story was from Frisia as well.

[Le Redditeur]

Youtube kept recommending it, and I kept seeing memes before that. Dutch sounds like an American speaking a made-up language and making every other letter a chhhhhhhhh sound.

[RedLine]

I was once looking up pornography on the computer (as you do)

Your library doesn't have content filters?

[Kugelfisch]

I was once looking up pornography on the computer (as you do) and I found these Wikipedia articles on obscure pornstars that were in this weird language that was kinda like English but wasn't. That was my introduction to Frisia. By coincidence later that year I read Batavia's Graveyard and the hero of that story was from Frisia as well.

I should add that just about nobody speaks Friesian today. It's a dead language, just like Irish Gaelic. So that Friesian most likely just spoke Dutch.

[Kugelfisch]

I'll likely get my giant fuckoff parcel of licorice tomorrow.
I also have such a great hair day it's ridiculous. Wearing a bandana right now, wishing to be at work to make the baldfags steam from the seething. I look like Axel Rose if he was cool and had a 9 inch cock.