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Re: Cenk ugur, loyal order water buffalo

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:57 am
by Kugelfisch
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:43 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:49 am
and what seems to be experience
Yeah, you got me. I've raped tons of bitches and am generally tired of the whole rape scene. I'm also tired of trying to find space under my house to bury them in
Sounds like a right bother, mate.
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:51 am
Poonoo wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:50 am
You sound like Linkara
Thank you. I was going for 'creepy'
Sure you were.

Re: Cenk ugur, loyal order water buffalo

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:01 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:51 am
Poonoo wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:50 am
You sound like Linkara
Thank you. I was going for 'creepy'
There's a difference?

Re: Cenk ugur, loyal order water buffalo

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:25 am
by rabidtictac
Linkara has never raped anyone except Iron Liz. Although he often fantasizes about diddling kids, I'm sure.

Re: Cenk ugur, loyal order water buffalo

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:27 am
by Keith Chegwin
rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:25 am
Linkara has never raped anyone
He raped my ears with his annoying voice, and my eyes with his fat, walrus-like physique and egg-shaped head
rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:25 am
except Iron Liz.
Iron Liz wouldn't even let him touch his cock, and probably has more upper body strength than Fagkara

Re: Cenk ugur, loyal order water buffalo

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:38 am
by Poonoo
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:51 am
Poonoo wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:50 am
You sound like Linkara
Thank you. I was going for 'creepy'
But you ended up sounding like this:


Re: Cenk ugur, loyal order water buffalo

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:50 pm
by Guest
rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 8:51 am
I find Ana's personality completely intolerable. Her voice is like a rusty nail right on my testicles. She never speaks except to bitch and whine.
That's pretty much all women who are pass the wall.

Re: Cenk ugur, loyal order water buffalo

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 2:41 pm
by rabidtictac
Even when she was much younger, her voice was that stereotypical "can I speak to your manager about my nonfat skim mocha latte" rich bitch type. She seems like someone who has never done a day's hard work in her life.
SpoilerShow
Whoring yourself on a casting couch to get into media events doesn't count

Re: Cenk ugur, loyal order water buffalo

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:42 pm
by BenComicGraphics
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:51 am
Poonoo wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:50 am
You sound like Linkara
Thank you. I was going for 'creepy'
Keith, I worked with Linkara, I knew Linkara, Linkara shared a hotel room with me once. Keith, you are no Linkara

Re: Cenk ugur, loyal order water buffalo

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:23 pm
by Kugelfisch
Poonoo wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:38 am
But you ended up sounding like this:

I still can't get over the fact that Rocco didn't just make it but also how absolutely perfect it is. :lol:

Re: Cenk ugur, loyal order water buffalo

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 8:35 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Having re-watched the original Linkara spergout a couple months ago, it's fucking prizeless how little he had to exaggerate :lol:
Also I'm hoping he'll cover the audio-drama Voltage Vengerz: United We Stand.