Winnie The Pooh and his Chinese Communist Party

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Re: Winnie The Pooh and his Chinese Communist Party

Post by Tony Schiavone » Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:23 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:31 pm
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Moronic? Yes, but it was foreseeable. This isn't the first global virus threat birthed from these types of markets. And why should they change the conditions in their own country if they've already started to blame the US for the virus? They dindu nuffin, for realz!
This is literally right out of half the doomsday fiction out there (the non-atomic bomb kind). How else do you get a global viral pandemic?

People have been warned about this for years, and now its finally here. And yes, there are no zombies at the moment. But it still sucks.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Winnie The Pooh and his Chinese Communist Party

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:18 am

Zombies are so popular because it's a very comfy end times scenario. A clear enemy with defined rules in physical form. An enemy you can murder-death-kill with no mercy or having to feel bad about it. We're the descendants of people that bashed their enemies faces in with pole axes and war hammers. There's a bloodlust that isn't satisfied and the premise of a battlefield full of non-human humans to just fucking slay is so alluring that many wish for it, even at the cost of a total collapse of civilization.
But we're not going to get that favour. Instead, we either get an invisible enemy like some plague or nuclear warfare, something nobody can do jack shit about. It's like edging for a thousand years and not being allowed to cum.
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Re: Winnie The Pooh and his Chinese Communist Party

Post by Guest » Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:24 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:18 am
An enemy you can murder-death-kill with no mercy or having to feel bad about it.
Are we talking about zombambos or regular people?

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Re: Winnie The Pooh and his Chinese Communist Party

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:28 am

Guest wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:24 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:18 am
An enemy you can murder-death-kill with no mercy or having to feel bad about it.
Are we talking about zombambos or regular people?
I'd have to double proxy up to answer that question. It's the weekend and I could do without some SEK kicking my door in.
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Re: Winnie The Pooh and his Chinese Communist Party

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Re: Winnie The Pooh and his Chinese Communist Party

Post by Le Redditeur » Sun Apr 05, 2020 1:27 am

>our cooked numbers show we are controlling the epidemic, we swear!

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Good one, Chinaman!

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Re: Winnie The Pooh and his Chinese Communist Party

Post by TheBilthCollector » Sun Apr 05, 2020 1:35 am

Duwango wrote:
Sun Apr 05, 2020 12:35 am
"Don't they feel embarrassed?"
Who started the outbreak, Wang.

Even the most idiotic of Burgerland ghetto trash and trailer park meth cookers don't created globe spanning pandemics through their poor hygiene.

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Re: Winnie The Pooh and his Chinese Communist Party

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Re: Winnie The Pooh and his Chinese Communist Party

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed May 20, 2020 5:02 am

How convenient that everyone was distracted by the Totally-Not-China Virus :thinking:
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Winnie The Pooh and his Chinese Communist Party

Post by Tony Schiavone » Wed May 20, 2020 1:07 pm

4D table tennis. Well done, Communist 100 Acre Wood.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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