China

[Poonoo]

I'm going to upload my consciousness into the internet and become a digital god. I'll have all you bitches uploaded too so you can be my slaves.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

BTW, what happened to that meteor that was going to kill us all back in April?

Did it get lost, faggot?

I don't think the meteor was ever a "kill us all" meteor. It was more a "high yield nuke going off where it hits" meteor. Big kaboom but not Earth shattering. It did miss us though.

Asteroids are very predictable. You can calculate their path for decades in advance, if not more.
And news outlets and idiots like to hype the fuck out of a bigger one getting "close" to Earth. That's usually a "close" on an astronomical scale, and more often than not means "might potentially get as close as 1 million km".

[da PAC Nigguh]

"might potentially get as close as 1 million km".

That's close enough for me to break a sweat and start giving all my money to MisterMetokur though.

[ban]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

I don't think the meteor was ever a "kill us all" meteor. It was more a "high yield nuke going off where it hits" meteor. Big kaboom but not Earth shattering. It did miss us though.

Asteroids are very predictable. You can calculate their path for decades in advance, if not more.
And news outlets and idiots like to hype the fuck out of a bigger one getting "close" to Earth. That's usually a "close" on an astronomical scale, and more often than not means "might potentially get as close as 1 million km".

That goes for almost everything happening in (popular)science, reporters can't be arsed to NOT hype the fuck out of the mundane and non-dangerous. Wasn't it jewnoo that posted an amazing comic regarding science reporters?

[Guest]

forced to wear a facemask at work now...

Just waiting until we have to wear yellow stars fuck this world

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If we get mandatory masks at work, I'm gonna sod off to home office. Always new I was destined to eventually stay in my basement forever.

[mad bum]

If we get mandatory masks at work, I'm gonna sod off to home office. Always new I was destined to eventually stay in my basement forever.

Embrace the neet life.

[Nobue]

I'm going to upload my consciousness into the internet and become a digital god. I'll have all you bitches uploaded too so you can be my slaves.

Get yourself some teddy bear pajamas, then

[Sieg Zeon]

Transient Lunar Phenomena have been reported for almost 1,000 years. Get on with it.

Nah dawg I’ve seen After War Gundam X, that’s a lunar station sending microwaves to charge a devastating satellite cannon carried by a mobile suit. JAPAN IS FINALLY GOING TO FINISH WHAT THEY STARTED WITH CHINA!!!

[Dehbashi]

Ok. This is kind of funny.