EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

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Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 27, 2019 9:58 pm

Just conform to the hive mind be nice and helpful on the internet, and you never have to worry about these wonderful new laws.
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Post by veris leta facies » Sun Aug 25, 2019 12:34 pm

I have a great new solution to the European refugee problem: Operation Dissolving Problems. We could dissolve rapefugees into strong acid, like in Breaking Bad, and load the resulting solution into tank containers. One average 40' tank container can hold 40000l. About 70-80% of a person's weight is water, after evaporating that we have an average of 15 kg of remains in strong acid per rapefugee, this means we can fit approx. 2666 rapefugees in one container. If we load one 10000 TEU containership filled we these, we could get rid of over 13 million rapefugees with only one boat trip! Talking about optimizing logistics! When the ship arrives at the coast of Somalia, or some other miserable shithole country, containers should be unload on Somalian farming lands, successfully returning rapefugees to African soil and at same time raising local infant mortality via famine. We must also think climate change, fighting overpopulation is the strongest way to prevent it. Win-win! Anchors aweigh!
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:22 pm

veris leta facies wrote:
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We could dissolve rapefugees into strong acid, like in Breaking Bad, and load the resulting solution into tank containers
I think they tried that on Mythbusters. Tried it with pigs, I think a pig's skin is most similar to a humans.

Anyway, it doesn't work like it did on the show.
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Post by veris leta facies » Sun Aug 25, 2019 3:44 pm

FFS, what is the world coming to if we can't trust even in TV shows anymore?
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Post by Throne of Dysentery » Sun Aug 25, 2019 4:49 pm

veris leta facies wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 3:44 pm
FFS, what is the world coming to if we can't trust even in TV shows anymore?
If I can’t believe everything I see on TV, then what’s life? Might as well start microdosing again.
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Post by Guest » Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:07 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:22 pm
veris leta facies wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 12:34 pm
We could dissolve rapefugees into strong acid, like in Breaking Bad, and load the resulting solution into tank containers
I think they tried that on Mythbusters. Tried it with pigs, I think a pig's skin is most similar to a humans.

Anyway, it doesn't work like it did on the show.
Chinese are doing it then dumping what's left into the river. Don't think they're using acid though.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Aug 26, 2019 1:47 am

Working in freight logistics must be terribly boring if you've got time to math that shit out.
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Post by Liar Revealed » Tue Aug 27, 2019 3:29 pm

My nutty state legalized "human composting":
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-ne ... 180972020/
So there's another option for you Euros.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Aug 27, 2019 4:32 pm

I hope Boogie's on board with this. His majestic carcass could be the seed of a new Yggradsil.
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Post by ban » Tue Aug 27, 2019 5:02 pm

The only thing that Boogie's carcass will spawn is an Evil Deku Tree at best, just so he can fail to molest immortal fairy kids.
Liar Revealed wrote:
Tue Aug 27, 2019 3:29 pm
My nutty state legalized "human composting":
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-ne ... 180972020/
So there's another option for you Euros.
Nigga, we want to have forests in Europe(despite the arsons), not fuck it up even more by making the disgusting rapefugee corpses into toxic waste that will 100% kill all the plant life we have. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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