Fake News General

[Dehbashi]

Is hell freezing over? A newspaper actually saying it is a mistake to be closing schools? That little Jimmy isn't going to kill Grandma? Run for your lives!

[Dehbashi]

Never change CNN. Never change.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

+/-59% is but a negligible margin of error.

[Poonoo]

Never change CNN. Never change.

Just like how "98% of scientists think humans cause climate change". Survey studies like that are almost always bullshit.

[Tony Schiavone]

Never change CNN. Never change.

Just like how "98% of scientists think humans cause climate change". Survey studies like that are almost always bullshit.

Someone must've misplaced the decimal point a few places.
Normal science error.

[Duwango]

Is hell freezing over? A newspaper actually saying it is a mistake to be closing schools? That little Jimmy isn't going to kill Grandma? Run for your lives!

I'm guessing most if not all of those commie pedo-shielding teachers' unions are on the brink of insolvency, since there's no cash to pay for property taxes, and indefinite lockdowns = government schools ought as well be demolished/repurposed.

[Dehbashi]

I swear CNN has a humiliation fetish. That is the only reason why they do things to get mocked.

[Moe Bitches]

It's hot to get caught in the act.

[Poonoo]

I swear CNN has a humiliation fetish. That is the only reason why they do things to get mocked.

This image keeps being more true:

[Duwango]

Give the Swedish retard goblin a break. At least she pretends to know about the ChiCom virus as much as she does about taxpayer-funded climate junk 'science'.