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RAPEMAN
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by RAPEMAN » Wed May 29, 2019 7:56 pm
mad bum wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2019 12:11 am
So today I learned Russia is literally 40k
ACTUALLY, after the fall of the Soviet Union, the preservation and housing of Lenin's corpse has fallen onto the support of private donations.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2019 4:10 pm
Not enough skulls. Also why isn't Lenin a half-rotten corpse sitting on a giant-ass throne?
That would promote an image of monarchism, an image communism tried to stray from. Though we know what Stalin really was...
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by Keith Chegwin » Wed May 29, 2019 8:26 pm
I've been to the Lenin mausoleum. The body is plastic. I suspect the real remains are either directly underneath the plastic model or else they're interred somewhere else.
Also yeah, those guards will fuck you up. A classmate had her hand in her pocket when we went there. A guard came and physically took her hand out of her pocket.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 am
Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed May 29, 2019 11:19 pm
As any true Custodes would've done.
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Kugelfisch
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by Kugelfisch » Wed May 29, 2019 11:21 pm
Imagine guarding a mannequin for a living.
Cannons bray, the mighty quake!
Centuries of blood becomes erased!
I am the white ghost!
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by Keith Chegwin » Thu May 30, 2019 12:19 am
I dunno. Sounds like easy work to me. Nobody's gonna come in and shoot the mannequin, they basically make you line up single file, walk around the body, have a look at it for a bit and then they make you get out. Of course, you get to harass people with hands in their pockets the way only Russian guards could do.
As I recall the mausoleum is in Red Square, near to the Kremlin and all that, so the alternative to guarding the mannequin is actually guarding Putin which I imagine is a lot more hard work and equally as thankless
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 am
Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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by Guest » Thu May 30, 2019 1:46 pm
Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Thu May 30, 2019 12:19 am
Nobody's gonna come in and shoot the mannequin
If there was ever a Blormphf manakkin I guarantee some sped would.
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by Guest » Thu May 30, 2019 1:46 pm
Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2019 8:26 pm
I suspect the real remains are either directly underneath the plastic model or else they're interred somewhere else.
Maybe someone ate it.
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by Guest » Thu May 30, 2019 3:36 pm
The Kremlin has a secure corpse vault. He'll be in there.
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by Guest » Fri May 31, 2019 12:22 am
Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Thu May 30, 2019 12:19 am
I dunno. Sounds like easy work to me. Nobody's gonna come in and shoot the mannequin, they basically make you line up single file, walk around the body, have a look at it for a bit and then they make you get out. Of course, you get to harass people with hands in their pockets the way only Russian guards could do.
I had to go to truancy court when I was a kid and the faggot judge was super-erect about not having your hands in your pockets. The bailiff would scream at people for it.
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by Kugelfisch » Fri May 31, 2019 3:59 am
Pretty pathetic power tripping.
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