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Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:55 am
by Keith Chegwin
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:55 am
I'll go look it up but I bet actual pepper spray is completely banned in the UK.
Coulda asked me. I could've told you that

Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:42 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:55 am
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:23 pm
Pepper spray is torture in a bottle. You could hurt people's feeling with it and give them PTSD for life.
CS spray, dude, CS spray. I'll go look it up but I bet actual pepper spray is completely banned in the UK.

Edit: Yup, classed as a section 5 weapon and completely banned to even own in the UK.
Edit2: Seems to go for any other kind of defence spray as well. Tommy isn't even allowed to defend himself from rabbit dogs. Nice one, UK.
A former world-spanning empire, everyone! Too cucked for self-defense!
Pepsi Man wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:09 am
Yeah but movies have these idiots convinced that you immediately get a reaction when you spray, shoot, kick, punch, or otherwise injure a person. They don't realize that, IRL, people can sometimes keep charging right at you and still severely injure you even after you've shot them.
This is basically why Murrican cops like tasers so much. Unless the other guy has padded clothing or some shit, you get an instant reaction.
rabidtictac wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:27 am
I got kicked in the jaw hard one time and didn't feel shit at the time. But I was in terrible pain for days after that. It took several hours for me to feel any pain. I wasn't high on anything either at the time. Now imagine a much more badass person getting punched or pepper sprayed while under the influence of meth, cocaine or some cocktail of uppers.
Fuck, even getting shot might be something you don't notice immediately under adrenaline influence, depending on where and with what you got shot.

Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:09 pm
by veris leta facies
There's some Donald Duck defence spray that is legal in the UK:



Good luck with that when some African baboon comes knocking your car window with its machete.

Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:48 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Is at least martial arts legal? Can Britons hope for a Cuckson to teach them how to shatter machete-carrying arms at long range?

Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:29 pm
by veris leta facies
Cuckson would be detained immediately upon his arrival to the country, his arms would be confiscated as deadly weapons and he would be pulverized and unpersoned by Ingsoc as a punishment. Britons won't tolerate such ass-kicking and violence.

Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:56 pm
by da PAC Nigguh
veris leta facies wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:09 pm
There's some Donald Duck defence spray that is legal in the UK:

Good luck with that when some African baboon comes knocking your car window with its machete.

I wouldn't trust that shit to keep a fucking mosquito away.

Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:05 pm
by Credo in Deum
If you think these things are dumb then do you know about the anti rape condom? or bag alarms. :lol:

Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:20 pm
by mad bum
UK protests from Trumps arrival, apparently you guys are allergic to freedom.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland- ... s-44829539



I normally shit on Germany, but you brits need to uncuck yourselves and fast.

Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:22 pm
by Pepsi Man
Hey, you know that guy who's done literally nothing to affect us and hasn't... actually done anything truly controversial and whatever he has done has worked out for the better, minus enforcing our border control laws (the MONSTER)? Yeah, let's just pretend that he's cancer and we don't want him here.

Also, cover your butt hole so that muslim behind you doesn't rape you, but, remember, the real enemy is the Oompa Loompa and Chief.

Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:26 pm
by Keith Chegwin
mad bum wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:20 pm
I normally shit on Germany, but you brits need to uncuck yourselves and fast.
The protests were actually pitifully small, it's just kike media trying to make it look like more than it is.