Coulda asked me. I could've told you thatKugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:55 amI'll go look it up but I bet actual pepper spray is completely banned in the UK.
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Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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A former world-spanning empire, everyone! Too cucked for self-defense!Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:55 amCS spray, dude, CS spray. I'll go look it up but I bet actual pepper spray is completely banned in the UK.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:23 pmPepper spray is torture in a bottle. You could hurt people's feeling with it and give them PTSD for life.
Edit: Yup, classed as a section 5 weapon and completely banned to even own in the UK.
Edit2: Seems to go for any other kind of defence spray as well. Tommy isn't even allowed to defend himself from rabbit dogs. Nice one, UK.
This is basically why Murrican cops like tasers so much. Unless the other guy has padded clothing or some shit, you get an instant reaction.Pepsi Man wrote: ↑Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:09 amYeah but movies have these idiots convinced that you immediately get a reaction when you spray, shoot, kick, punch, or otherwise injure a person. They don't realize that, IRL, people can sometimes keep charging right at you and still severely injure you even after you've shot them.
Fuck, even getting shot might be something you don't notice immediately under adrenaline influence, depending on where and with what you got shot.rabidtictac wrote: ↑Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:27 amI got kicked in the jaw hard one time and didn't feel shit at the time. But I was in terrible pain for days after that. It took several hours for me to feel any pain. I wasn't high on anything either at the time. Now imagine a much more badass person getting punched or pepper sprayed while under the influence of meth, cocaine or some cocktail of uppers.
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There's some Donald Duck defence spray that is legal in the UK:
Good luck with that when some African baboon comes knocking your car window with its machete.
Good luck with that when some African baboon comes knocking your car window with its machete.
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Is at least martial arts legal? Can Britons hope for a Cuckson to teach them how to shatter machete-carrying arms at long range?
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Cuckson would be detained immediately upon his arrival to the country, his arms would be confiscated as deadly weapons and he would be pulverized and unpersoned by Ingsoc as a punishment. Britons won't tolerate such ass-kicking and violence.
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veris leta facies wrote: ↑Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:09 pmThere's some Donald Duck defence spray that is legal in the UK:
Good luck with that when some African baboon comes knocking your car window with its machete.
I wouldn't trust that shit to keep a fucking mosquito away.
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If you think these things are dumb then do you know about the anti rape condom? or bag alarms.
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UK protests from Trumps arrival, apparently you guys are allergic to freedom.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland- ... s-44829539
I normally shit on Germany, but you brits need to uncuck yourselves and fast.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland- ... s-44829539
I normally shit on Germany, but you brits need to uncuck yourselves and fast.
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Hey, you know that guy who's done literally nothing to affect us and hasn't... actually done anything truly controversial and whatever he has done has worked out for the better, minus enforcing our border control laws (the MONSTER)? Yeah, let's just pretend that he's cancer and we don't want him here.
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The protests were actually pitifully small, it's just kike media trying to make it look like more than it is.
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