The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

[RAPEMAN]

If they treated him with chloroquine, then expect the entire mainstream media to be on suicide watch.

They wouldn't tell us if they did.

[Le Redditeur]

If they treated him with chloroquine, then expect the entire mainstream media to be on suicide watch.

They wouldn't tell us if they did.

Would't he tell? I know Trump would tweet like mad "CHROLOQUINE SAVED /OURBRIT/ BORIS!"

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Dude's too important to just die. They've probably pumped him full of whatever supposedly helps against corona. They may have even rubbed some tiger dicks and bat vaginas on him, as is ancient medical tradition in China.

Agreed. No variation of that """joke""" was ever funny, no matter how ironic it was used.

It was stronger than me. Though I might never be able to repay this, I am deeply sorry for what I have done.

(And this shit isn't even a joke. Just some NPC backstory infodumb that got memed into cult status because all guards in the entirety of Skyrim have like a handful of different lines. This is about as much of a joke as "The cake is a lie")

[Keith Chegwin]

Dude's too important to just die. They've probably pumped him full of whatever supposedly helps against corona.

Exactly. They'll probably give him hydroxychloroquine and whatever else works because if he dies, Britain is fucked. Fuck, China will probably send over their best physicians with their super secret cure for Jinping and CCP members only because if Johnson dies there's no coming back for them.

[RAPEMAN]

Is it wrong for me to want to see him dead, now?

[Guest]

They may have even rubbed some bat vaginas on him

He must be furiously masturbating to Rouge the Bat at this very moment.

[RAPEMAN]

I think bat vaginas would be just compounding the issue.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Bat his holy animal, for bat is only mammal that flies.

[veris leta facies]

[Dehbashi]

The Doomers already shut down all places that are non-essential so where the fuck would people be buying. What it will be NYC under Bloomberg. Oh. This soda is not essential to your living. Jail for you. This lawn mower is non-essential for you to survive. Prison for you. You Kebab over there ass raping a 5 year old girl. I salute you comrade. That is essential for your sexual needs. Help me arrest this horrible man for buying a soda.