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Re: Differences between Male and Female

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 1:37 am
by Guest
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:44 pm
Incredibly most of the contestants still manage to fail.
The men usually fail too. It's even funnier when they run the promo showing how he trained for years for this then he bitches out on the first obstacle.

Wipeout was a better show. Jill Wagner... Sigh.

Re: Differences between Male and Female

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:48 pm
by Tony Schiavone
Over here in Tennessee a woman swore her oath of office with a dinosaur hand puppet.

Have the feeling that if a male tried it instead of the colonel laughing and joking along, he would've immediately punched him in the face.

Re: Differences between Male and Female

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 4:50 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
He would be deemed a sexist bigot, for the Dinosaur Hand Puppet is a powerful symbol of female culture and history.

Re: Differences between Male and Female

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:55 pm
by mad bum
They are dinosaur shaming xir, but white cis males wouldn't understand that.

Re: Differences between Male and Female

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:49 pm
by Auli
I actually got aids watching that. No joke.

Re: Differences between Male and Female

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:29 pm
by mad bum
Auli IRL


Re: Differences between Male and Female

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:31 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Fuck, I just had a blast from the past regarding supid hand puppets. Behold German comedy in all its glory:

Re: Differences between Male and Female

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:21 am
by mad bum
We have this in burgerland, I'm not sure which is worse.


Re: Differences between Male and Female

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:40 am
by Kugelfisch
mad bum wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:21 am
We have this in burgerland, I'm not sure which is worse.
While I can't stand Hape Kerkeling, that was actually meant to be over the top cheesy and unfunny. It's not even like it's his usual shtick.
The best representation of him would be "Hurz". He did stand up but mostly he got into costume and fooled people. With this one, he went to some super pretentious arts thingy, pretending to be some eastern European, and just made up some really dumb song and can barely keep himself from laughing out loud at the viewership trying to analyse the meaning of it.

The wolf.
The lamb.
HURZ!
On the green grass..
HURZ!


He used to do stuff, earn mad money and go into silence for a while. Now, he doesn't do anything anymore. He's much too well known to be able to show up anywhere, even in mask, to pull shit like that off anymore.

Re: Differences between Male and Female

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:32 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Dem art critics. Just imagine the kind of shit they see on a daily basis if they think that was supposed to be serious.

One of his more elaborate pranks involved posing as a fake rap band from Finland to troll a German music channel.


Also did some pranks and skits in drag, where he looked a lot more convincing than a tranny (not that this is surprising or anything).

I think he stopped doing stuff after he published a book about his experiences during a pilgrimage and then watched in horror as a bunch of TV channels started making pilgrimage reality shows starring C-grade nobodies, to the point he said he would've never done the book if he knew how desparate trash TV was for bandwagons to jump onto.